What? No option for cousin Oliver?
Well then, Jan it is.
I’m going to be ‘different’, as well as that much more ‘evil’, and vote for Marcia because of her spawning not one (“Oh my nose!!”), but two (“Marcia-Marcia-Marcia!”) of the most stupid/annoying pop culture memes in history (and long before ‘meme’ grew to become the commonplace term it is now).
BUT if ‘all of them’ and/or ‘Cousin Oliver’ were among the choices, my vote would go elsewhere.
Well, since you’re Sherwood Schwartz in this scenario, killing off the entire bunch of Bradys probably wouldn’t be good business for your “Brady Bunch” television program.
No matter who goes, let’s hope Tiger gets the now-unoccupied square.
No, zombie Brady!
Peter, because he is a dick.
You could do a crossover episode with another Sherwood Schwartz series, and strand them all on a desert island while Gilligan & Co. made it back to suburban LA.
Sorry… I assumed from the thread title…but I’d still kill em all.
Peter.
Look, when it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange.
“What? No, that was a typo. It is a television pogrom.”
Yes she was. I genially hated the show, but Jan Brady grew up hot.
Or Gilligan & Co. make it back to civilization by making a raft from the dead Brady kids.
I’d watch that (and already done on Rome).
I’d hire Quentin Tarantino to direct a “Very Special” episode where Cindy’s curls get caught in a wood chipper.
Bobby was the easy and obvious choice to me. (Sorry, Mike Lookinland…) What memorable plots did Bobby play a part in? The Marcia/Jan feud has to stay, Greg trying to be Mr. Cool, Cindy with her doll and her lisp, Peter with his changing voice… What did Bobby ever do?
You mean… we have to let five of them LIVE???
Please, NOT Susan Dey! :eek:
http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/8/8a/Susan-Dey_3.jpg
No! No! No, no, no, no!!! :mad:
Marcia.
She runs away in the middle of the night to join Davey Jones on tour. After 6 months of this, she grows weary and begins to feel like a useless groupie, as Davey has shagged dozens of other birds over the last 1/2 year. To fill the void, she begins a downward spiral of drug abuse and bedding down with a new guy in every town. She calls home, begging Mike & Carol to take her back, which of course, they do. She promises at the next tour stop, she’s leaving Davey and catching the next Greyhound back to Brady Manor. Once on the bus to home, she falls into a deep sleep. She’s startled awake by a violent shaking of the bus, as it has slid off the road because the driver nodded off…
Next morning, at the Brady house, the phone rings. Alice answers and her face turns white as she gets the news about the fatal crash…
Cue the end music and the lovely blue tic tac toe board. Only now, where Marcia’s face once was, instead there’s a tombstone.
This is hypothetical? So is sex part of the scenario either before or after the killing? OP is not specific enough.
I see Peter going to the gas chamber for killing Sam the butcher: he claimed that Sam had been molesting him, but could not provide any firm evidence.
Actually she became a burned out waitress in a dive bar.