Kill a Brady kid

I threw both Bobby and Cindy off the cliff. Bobby survived.

Well at least she didn’t become a runaway teenage hooker.

If we’re going to be killing Partridge Family kids, I’d definitely vote for Danny taking an ice pick to the skull.

Problem with that is you would only be killing the character, which kind of comes up short. But really, it would have been much more satisfying to have hair-boy crossing the tide flats to get to pussy[sup]*[/sup], get stuck in the wet sand and then eaten by crabs.

*Jan Brady

Jan; never did like the whining little ------- person.

Cindy’s the youngest, therefore the least invested. BOOM

Jan. Of course tastes differ, but for me, there was no there there.

Little known, yes, fact no. Yeah, yeah, whoosh … I admit it. I have no idea why this is funny. Do they look at all alike?

You’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, no pork chops, no applesauce.

And the least necessary to any plot development.

Dude, chill. I’d kill Keith so I’d have a shot with Laurie or Mrs. P (see above re: Brady Bunch).

I’d kill the youngest brother, but they’d just replace him again and NOBODY WOULD NOTICE.

Burn Notice stars Jeff Donovan, Bobby was played by Mike Lookinland.

That’s what they want you to think.

I LOLed. A lot.

I said Bobby grew up to be a spy because of the intro to burn notice where Sam? notes that spies are whinny little bitches.

Is Cindy ‘the youngest one in curls’? That one!

Piyush Jindal changed his name to enter politics because he liked Bobby.

True story.

Is that because her supple body and golden curls (and probably that cushy doll too) softened the impact for Bobby?

I’d prefer to kill them all off except Marcia, but if I only get to kill one, I pick Cindy.

You misspelled Thindy.

Exactly!

“The youngest one liked girls …”