Kim Jong Un Does it Again: Kills His Defense Chief

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/05/12/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-defense-chief-executed.html?_r=0

Too many people sleep during important meetings and get away with it; following Kim Jong Un’s example would drastically cut this down!

Was that on pay-per-view? I didn’t see it.

There was another defector - this one was a biggie (don’t remember the level) - one of those “the title IDs the person” types.

Expect a string of “shocking new horrors”.

Apparently, the uncle (who was NOT eaten by dogs, was executed for suggesting the country get rich enough for billion-dollar toys before the kid built his water park and ski resort (as seen in Switzerland, where he went to school while several million NK’s starved to death).

Notice that all the propaganda pics of Great Leader giving advice at (whatever) show a bunch of men in high-ranking uniforms taking notes of Great Leader’s wisdom.

Such as “First build Ski Resort, then find source for ski lift” (embargo).

A bit strict ya think?
Ha.

Very effective and it gets the message across. It also saves on severance pay.

I’ve found that if people can fall asleep during it, it wasn’t really that important after all. (Few meetings ever are.)

Things must be really bad in the rest of the country if people are actually applying for the job of defense chief.

I hesitate to ask, but what would happen to a human body after its been subjected to AAA fire.

Not sure but it probably involves a mop.

Depends on caliber, I suppose - 20mm? - and impact (chest? torso?) But sounds unsurvivable.

My experience in this area is minimal, but I’d expect that ‘don’t fall asleep in meetings with a brutal dictator’ would be fairly common knowledge.

I’ve been in meetings so boring that death seemed like an acceptable alternative.

I suspect a buzzard flew in, took a quick look, decided there was nothing big enough to bother with, and flew off.

Bear in mind that in reality it probably meant something like “passed out under torture while Kim Jong-Un watched.”

Are they writing of 20 mm, 88mm, or larger that explode at altitude?

Actually, it says he was hit by the gun. Maybe they were towing the gun somewhere and when it turned the barrel swung around and dragged him out back, tied him to a stake, and shot him in the head several times.

Death by AAA may be more humane than death by PP.

They should have executed the guy who caused him to fall asleep. “Kim Jong Un executed one of his junior ministers last week, for presenting 45 boring-as-hell Powerpoints to a Cabinet meeting, and just reading his bullet points right off of the slides.” I’d be going “Yay Kim” and maybe even thinking about moving to North Korea.

That would depend on how m any of the A’s stood for ‘anal’.

Chances are good he’ll never fly again.