I think that was an old Joan Baez song.
“I dreamed I saw Jong Il last night.”
What the heck is “western style”? Just tall? Dyed light-colored hair? Or is he importing actual western women? If so how are they acquired?
Missionaries.
With bacon and cheese.
I don’t know, I mean, all of these crazy ass dictators and leaders appearto have a thing forblack chicks.
Can I buy some at the estate sale?
I don’t know, but somewhere in NK there is probably a tall blonde woman telling Kim Jong Un right now “Hey, I’ll be your Huckle-boney…”
…and coughing.
Cowgirls.
Even better: Reverse Cowgirls.
Is it supposed to be a revelation that the Kims have done a terrible job running North Korea? The only people who don’t know this by now are, ironically, the North Koreans.
Just when you think you’ve heard about all the fetishes out there, somebody comes up with a new one…
It’s evolved to help in mating.
The huckle bone’s connected to the…
tickle bone
They try and make it sound great, but in reality they’re just regular North Korean women with BBQ sauce.
And a piece of bad bacon.
Seriously though, how do they make bacon bad?!? That’s gotta be some kind of crime against humanity.
You can’t do it.
It is possible, for example, to say bacon is ungood. But this statement, which to an orthodox ear merely conveys a self-evident absurdity, can not be sustained by reasoned argument, because the necessary words are not available