Kim Jong Un is a Fatty...

…seriously the guy is a fat porker. Wish him and .50 cal would meet. :wink:

You really think half a calorie will make much of a difference?

duck

It all adds up over time.

So, he’s a despot who likes threatening neighboring countries with nuclear annihilation, and your problem with him is that he’s fat?

Classy.

Way to take a silly, lighthearted, “its almost time to go home” post and politicize it.

Besides, didn’t you listen to Denis Rodman?

But seriously the guy needs to mix in a salad or two… maybe the embattled NYC Sugary Drink Ban would work better in Pyongyang?

Ya gotta wonder what the starving masses think about having such a well-fed overlord. What do they call him? His daddy was Dear Leader, but I don’t know that I’ve heard his self-bestowed title.

“Dear Eater”
p.s. And his momma dresses him funny.

He is one person I don’t think we should be giving health tips to.

The courts just slapped down that law as capricious and arbitrary.

The Biggest Loser: Tyrants Edition

Are you referring to Kim Jong Un or Michael Bloomberg? :smiley:

I just looked it up - he’s “Outstanding Leader” - but of course. :rolleyes:

What’s fascinating is Un used to be quite thin when he and his brother were younger and played basketball.

I’m guessing that they salivate uncontrollably when they look at him and he morphs into a pile of steaming bulgogi. Porky little puke could feed an entire village for a week.

You eat dogs,

You nuke stuff…

He drinks too much Un Cola. Sugar makes you fat.

I always assumed he was deliberately fattened up to heighten his similarity to his father and grandfather.

Well, when he’s funding that process by starving his people…yeah.

Based on this photo, everyone in North Korea needs to go on a diet.

Heard it on the Dope first.

The “Un” Leader.

:smiley: