Kim Jung-un in very serious condition

Comrade Cornflakeski, you are Russian troll. Kill moose and squirrel!

That would be over rather quickly.
How about tying them onto the rocket?

I doubt Dopers need to suggest new methods of torture, dismemberment, and disposal to Supreme Leader. A gift subscription to SADISM WEEKLY isn’t needed. He likely has a complete collection of Erich von Götha comix. Idea: admirers around the world can send Supreme Leader GET WELL SOON cards. That should prompt some nervous executions.

Wonder if the Kim health scare has anything to do with an exchange of fire along the border between the Koreas?

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-troops-exchange-fire-korean-border-70476201

“South Korea suffered no casualties, the military said. Defense officials said it’s also unlikely that North Korea had any casualties, since the South Korean warning shots were fired at uninhibited North Korean territory.”

So what was going on in this “uninhibited” North Korean territory? Dancing nudists?

Uh yeah. Cuz it’s totally crazy to hate a dictator like Hussein, or Putin. (Not going to address Trump, but I don’t see why there’s anything wrong with hating one’s president, considering their policies can have an impact on one’s life)

Let me guess, you also think it’s wrong to hate Adolf Hitler, or Josef Stalin, or Osama Bin Laden?