Kinda strange crush

I have a big crush on Yeardley Smith for some reason. I don’t know why but I find that woman very sexy.

Does anyone else think she is a babe?

Slee

Ever see Just Write? She’s all over some guy in that one. Other than starring Sherilyn Fenn, though, the movie has no redeeming qualities.

Ever since “Herman’s Head.”

I’d stand in line for a shot at her.

Isn’t she the voice of Bart Simpson?

Couldn’t do that, I’d keep hearing ‘Eat my shorts’ at the wrong time…

No, she’s the voice of Lisa Simpson, and completely adorable.

I last saw her on “Dharma and Greg”. She was Gregs pissed off assistant.

Everytime I see her two things happen. First there is a little explosion in my brain which goes :DING DING DING. it’s Yeardley Smith! DING DING DING!. My mind then sends a code down to my lower regions. The lower regions then start their own programs. That program starts with many workers running up the blood preasure . The higher preasure allows the workers in the lower area to pump up the ‘flagpole’. Once filled the ‘flagpole’ stands up straight in respect for ‘Yeardley’. Regretably Yeardly has not seen the flag I have been raising in her honor.

Slee

good lord.

no.

I take It that Max doesn’t want to see my democratic demonstration to ‘Yeardley Smith’ with my pole.

I mean it is just a USA flag on different pole.

Slee

Yeardley Smith is cute. She doesn’t give me night-sweats, though.

My secret Simpsons crush is a little counter-intuitive:

“Milhouse” is hella sexy.
(Try finding pics of her online, sometime, though.)

One more thing about Yeardley-- I have an audiobook compilation of a bunch of Stephen King short stories read by a variety of folks of varying degrees of interest, and the Yeardley Smith one is pretty good.

I confess that I get a strange frisson from hearing her talk dirty.

Great, it’s three a.m., this is the last thread I’m posting to tonight, and there is just about an even chance that I’m going to have one of those dreams, now-- involving a threesome with Lisa and Milhouse. That can’t be right.

Definitely cute. I’ve only seen her once, on some TV show, where she said to some people, “People keep telling me I sound like Lisa Simpson. Do I sound like Lisa Simpson?”

Uncomfortable silence…

That was on an episode of Herman’s Head.

No thanks.


Normally, the crack of dawn ain’t safe 'round here.

i think that she’s hot as a firecracker.

And I’ve got a wicked crush on Bobby Hill.

But Lisa Simpson doesn’t do anything for me, sorry.

(I forgot to point out – that site I linked to is kind of creepy, and I don’t agree with the write-up that her stalker gave her there. But there’s pictures, and it’s the internet, so what are you going to do?)

That’s Bobby Hill? Dang, can’t say as I blame you.

Yow, all these underconfident, non-entity, pre-pubescent boys are really attractive. This must be how Jeffrey Dahmer got started. Yikes.