Oohhh…I would kiss you on the lips if you were one (or preferably, both) of the Olsen Twins. That is a SUPERHIGH compliment.
slobber-slobber
This would be awesome if you were the Olsen Twins. :D:D:D:D
I am hereby declaring “If you were the Olsen Twins” to be the catchphrase of the New Millenium.
Thank you.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don’t know if I would have let you use my sig if i knew you had such bad taste.
(Anyway, I’m much better than the Olsens)
Start here.
I would like your sig as well, please.
I’ll bet Kirk found “God” after he rolled around with that playboy bunny, and after his fame sunk to the point that he’d never nail another.
The Straight Dope doesn’t want posters who have good taste, they want posters who taste good!
PICS, PICS!
Actually, it was right in between those two. He apparently converted before Growing Pains ended but after he got involved with Chelsea Noble. His fellow cast alumni have stories. OY, do they have stories…
I just wish to take this opportunity to mention how much better I like betenoir than the Olsen Twins.
But let’s face it, the Olsen Twins are a cultural touchstone, and therefore a recognisable reference…and I have their calendar.
I do not have a betenoir calendar. If I did, well then…the Olsen Twins would have to take a back seat.
They’re sort of like the RONCO version of twins.
Damn, I’m lonely…
Oh…Kirk? Dumbass.
Sorry to disappoint you, but not only am I neither of the Olsen twins, but I’m a nearly middle aged male.
Hmm…well…I’m still working on the calender. I guess I could just show you my tits…but no way is anything happening with the Olsens in the back seat! Ick!
Anyway I guess my prediliction for blow jobs is God ordained? Due to the Intelligent Design?
( @ ) ( @ )
Okay…front seat, then.
God, I hope so.
(Tata bella, by the way.)