Dammit, this sucks! I said I was “Innocent” of breaking every fucking commandment, and the bastard still calls me a sinner!
I am so going to smote his ass!
Of course, Kirk is a member of a sect that considers anyone outside of the ultra-fundies to be heretics and hellbond. Catholics-they’re gonna burn. Jews? Oh, hell yeah! I mean, the guy was in the Left Behind movies, for crissakes!
I don’t think Jesus would have thrown a fit and refused to associate with someone who posed nude. Hell, his best friends were prostitutes and tax collectors.
Way to follow Christ there, Kirk!
HE was the reason DiCaprio left? Damn. Isn’t there something in the Bible about “pride going before a fall?”
But then, what would I know-I was raised Catholic.
What’s scary though, is that they have an answer for everything. Someone who’s in a vulnerable position could fall for it.
I mean, most priests I know would often admit-hey, we don’t always KNOW this stuff, we can only do our best.
But not these people, no way! They know EVERYTHING.
Or how, if you don’t witness to people, it would be like letting some little kid run out in front a car before you could stop them, or some bullshit like that. THE WACKY MISADVENTURES OF JESUS AND KIRK. Heh.
True…but those people also generally claim to be Christian. And he strangely enough doesn’t ask those questions of those who claim to be Christian. He askes then of those who say they’re not Christians, to which most of them answer…so?
What th- I did his stupid test, was innocent of breaking any of the commandents (yeeees, I’ve never taken the Lord’s name in vain… shifty eyes) and I’m still a sinner? Who’d set up a no-win situation like that?
I once heard a strange bit of trivia, that Kirk Cameron has never shown his nipples either on television, in a movie, or in a photograph. I don’t know whether it is true, but if it is, it might explain much.
I found this one weird too. When, asked “are you a christian?” , I clicked on “No”, I expected arguments intended to convince me that I should become one. Instead, what I got was intended to prove I wasn’t a good christian, which is precisely what I admited to.