Several years after the fact, I finally get the explanation. I saw that episode, and was, like, WTF?
I would guess not, seeing as how they don’t exist 
. Now here’s a question for Kirk and Company: My husband, the father of my children, is an atheist. But that means he doesn’t exist. Obviously, therefore, my children were born of immaculate conception. You would think that this, in and of itself, is enough to get me into heaven! Also, if I just learned that my husband doesn’t really exist, then all the debt incurred in his name is invalid. I wonder if I can collect on his life insurance?
He doesn’t exist so how does he have life insurance?
Oh me goodness! What if they nab me on insurance fraud? Help! :eek:
If your children were conceived by immaculate conception does that mean there was no wet spot?
Just curious.
Of course Kirk Cameron has no nipples. They dissappeared during his conversion. His chest is perfectly smooth and free of any marks, like a Milk Dud with all the chocolate sucked off.
You’re gonna owe me for the therapy I’ll need after reading that post! 
I’m sorry, come again? What are we sucking off of Kirk Cameron’s chest?
Oh, there was a wet spot, all right. But God is a real Gentleman, and let me sleep on His side of the bed.
y’know, there was a time I was pretty sure I was going to heaven, but that was before I started posting to the SDMB!
Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don’t waste another minute on your foolish atheistic beliefs’.
We’re really near the end (really near)
The beast is ready to begin.
Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the souls of the unsaved spinnin right in our hands.
Kirk Cameron and me, we gotta be
The luckiest preachers who never quit preachin’.
As long as we keep on givin’
we can save anyone that comes to pray
Testify, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharin’ the spirit of God…
Damn you, Cluricaun!
wanders off, humming
I see these references to “wet spots”.
Neve rhad one myself; is that abnormal or somthing?
Does Kirk know we’re talking like this? :o
Shirley, I do not understand why your husband never listens to you. Everyone who pays attention to what you say is in hysterics.
vanilla, it’s probably my fault, but I can’t tell if you’re joking about not knowing about the “wet spot”. If you’re serious, I’ll explain (although probably in a spoiler box in case someone thinks it’s TMI). If you’re messing with me, please forgive me; it’s early, and I’m just now starting my coffee
As for Kirk, he’s convinced I’m burning anyway, so I don’t really care if he knows! 
I know what it is; never had one.
Kirk probably hasn’t either.
I’ll bet he has. He’s a male, after all.
Ahh. Gotcha.
I liked it better when ex-child stars held up 7-11’s.
Just to put the apparent quality of this movie in perspective ('cause I’m not going to watch it to prove it), I saw it at WalMart last night for $5.50. For the DVD.
The Faculty was $8.88.
And I’ll bet afterwards he burns the sheets and has incantatioins chanted over the ashes.