If he did, it was never on camera. That was the Aloha episode. In one scene, his shirt was unbuttoned to about the middle, but he held onto the split when the wind blew. I know it seems bizarre. That’s the whole point of the inquiry. The only guesses that seem plausible to me are that (1) he was extremely shy or had low self-esteem or (2) his nipples were hideous in some way that he (and all concerned) believed might affect his marketability.
Lib, I’m not sure why you’re on this mission, but, now I’m really wondering, after this experience. I did the Ol’ Google, and just hit way on down the line to see what popped up. Well, this did. :eek: Check out the photo; Cameron is clearly accenting his nipplage area, thumbs up, in front of the crowd. Whassup with that?
I am inexplicably drawn to this thread. I really really want to know what’s the deal with this guys nips, and I don’t know why. I don’t give a rip about Kirk Cameron, and I’m not particularly fond of men’s nipples, but now I just want to know WTF is up here!
Who first noted and commented on the lack of shirtless pictures of Kirk Cameron? Has he ever commented publicly on his modesty, or is this just idle bar chat? Has anyone created a chart showing the number of pictures of other shirtless teen idols of the time?
If you do an unfiltered Google Image Search for “Kirk Cameron”, you will find what purports to be a nude photo on page one.
No way I’m going to examine it closely enough to see if it’s real.
It isn’t. It’s Photoshopped.
Kittenblue: I’m not sure how it started, but like Happy Lendervedder, when I heard about it I was drawn by the sheer strangeness of it. I don’t know about any chart, but I did ask my niece once, who still had all the magazines and posters and such from the era. She confirmed that every idol of the time in her collection, from obscure Willie Ames to skinny Ralph Machio, indeed had posed shirtless at least once. But not Kirk Cameron.
And like I said before, it was a topic here maybe six or seven years ago. Before Cafe Society I think. Since he’d been mentioned in a couple of threads recently, I remembered the topic and thought to bring it up now that there were so many new people and a forum just for discussing celebrities. I finally got around to posting it, and here we are.
I really have nothing to add to the discussion but I thought “Kirk Cameron And The Amazing Banana Nipples” would make a great title for a Disney film. 
Well, I’ve searched and traumatized myself with that Photoshopped picture that comes up on Google Image Search. And last night? I had dreams about it. Yes, dreams about Kirk Cameron’s nipples! Apparently, my subconscious thinks that he gets cold easily and that’s why he’s never been photographed without his shirt on.
Oh, if only it were that simple.
Oh well. I guess we’ll just never know. […shrug…]
You could examine his website for clues, and contact his agent with questions.
Don’t give up! The OP can’t give up or else all is lost!
Yes, if we could trust his agent to tell the truth. What? You think his agent is not evagelically truthfull? Are you so doubtful that you can’t see the nipples of truth?
Yay, verily, I come unto you with the nipples of life. God, you heathens, what are you made of?
You’re right of course, and I’m sure Kirk keeps his nipple lore close to his chest. We might try rendition – he could be a terrorist, and we can send him to a country that will run some electrical current through those nipples.
Well, you are right , of course. And we all have an interest in our country(Are you American Boyo?) to be eagle eyed. Kirk Cameron could, in fact, be an alias for Yousef Batwan. We can never be sure can we?
That doesn’t make him psychotic. It makes him an idiot – or simply poorly educated, depending on how charitable you’re feeling.
Genius.
See, you looked at the Aloha episode but you foolishly glossed over the difficult-to-find Aureola episode.
Not only Kirk, but the rare Tracey Gold nipple shot ! Now where are those video stills ?..
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Cartooniverse
As if they were made for suckling demons.
Didn’t he do [sitcom staple] nude-modeling for an art class in one episode? I know he wouldn’t have been shown naked of course, but there had to be some skin.
Shoulders-up and knees-down, the rest hidden behind various props. Sorry.
I think he’s hiding the biker tattoos all over his chest. The swastika doesn’t really fit his image.
That depends on what my creative commission will be, and whether or not I’ll be mentioned in the credits, or in the introductory acknowledgements. Oh yeah, and which studios will be getting a copy? My agent says I don’t want my name attached to just any vapid summer blockbuster or the next hit Broadway musical. I’d never be taken seriously as a writer again! More importantly, how does one fit the subject of Kirk Cameron’s nipples into the context of a story, and has he been approached regarding his availability for the role?