Who’s the black Starfleet Cap’
That helped redraw the UFP’s map?
SISKO!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SISKO!
Can you dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
SISKO!
Right On!
They say this cat Sisko is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m talkin’ 'bout Sisko.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Ben Sisko!
MS Wildman did croak, did she not?
Heh - Aesiron, that was super funny. And, yes, as a matter of fact, I can most certainly dig it.
Am I the only one who counted Tars’ exclamation points? There were 41.
only 41!!! I’ll have to try harder!!!
Thanks, Kn*ckers.
I know it isn’t cool to laugh at your own jokes but I was laughing like a hyena while posting that. 
I’m glad others found it just as funny.
Kirk, all the way! If Kirk hadn’t been Kirk, then we’d never have had any of the other series and captains. Kirk was the perfect Starship Captain for 1966, which is what really counts.
Picard could have, and probably would have, made an even better captain than Kirk, had he had a REAL starship to captain. But a REAL starship doesn’t have children on it. He was crippled from the start by the writers’ desires to de-militarize things, and he just never got back on track.
Sisco I rather liked, but I never watched much DS9.
Janeway sucked.
Archer…well, I really expected better things from Archer,and I have high hopes that the writers will get their act together before the show gets cancelled.
First officers…Spock was THE First Officer, none of the rest of 'em count. T’Pol has potential, but I wish that actress could pull off a truly non-emotional Vulcan look, similar to Spock’s. Most of the time, she looks like she’s REALLY pissed off and holding it in badly.
I never got the “Leonard Nimoy’s Spock never showed emotion” thing. He always seemed like he was smiling to me. As much as I hate Tuvok, Tim Russ played a better Vulcan.
Approximately 184.
:eek: My God. I truly need to get me a life.
Aesiron: That was outstanding!
And I admit to laughing at my own Spotted Dick script.
Janeway… weird that a lot of you see touchy-feeliness as a weakness!
Picard
Archer…haven’t seen enough to make a decision
Kirk
Proud that you mention Admiral Janeway #1, but sad that you didn’t mention Sisko.
Touchy-feely’s fine. Bi-polar isn’t.
Nothing against touchy-feeliness. Janeway’s problem is that she was inconsistent. Sometimes she was very cautious, while other times she was reckless. It’s like she was making her decisions with a Magic 8-Ball.
MsBatt makes a good point about Picard. Patrick Stewart was handicapped by the premise of the show. The attempt to de-militarize Starfleet can be blamed on Gene Roddenberry, who became strongly pacifistic (and a little nutty) in his later years. This is why the Enterprise-D was an interstellar ocean liner with civilian spouses and kids running around all over the place.
By the time TNG ended Roddy was dead, so we see the military aspects being played up in DS9, Voyager, and the Next Generation movies. (I don’t think that we’ve seen any kids on the Enterprise-E, have we?)
Well… Troi and Riker were making kids…