Kitteh does not respect my authoritah

My wife has pointed out to me that the only living creature in our family that respects my authority is the cat.

The cat just bit me.

It appears that you have only been on your cat’s staff for a short time. Cats respect no one’s authority.

But the house plants are still on your side, right? Right?
p.s. - stay away from the Venus Fly Trap, just, you know, in case…

One of these words just doesn’t belong: Cat, respect, authority

Oh crap - I just got The Look from one of my resident felines. This is not good… :eek:

Dead. All dead.

Were you speaking out loud as you typed those blasphemous words?
Yer furrit now!

The screen was visible to him over my shoulder. I’m doomed!!