This isn’t an outrage thread. It’s a how stupid can they be thread.
Any other stupid criminal stories can go in here.
Heh … Kitty Porn.
Three years later :
“Well, Bob, looks like we’ve caught another pervert. Cuff him and . . . hey, look at that cute cat!”
So that’s what my cat’s been up to all day!
As always, I must link to the story of the naked hula-dancing beer thieves.
But look at the cat’s face! You can’t tell me that’s not the face of a ne’er-do-well. If that isn’t the face of a pervert, nothing is.
This is why I don’t like cats :mad:
Not me. I LOVE cats. Trouble is, I can never finish a whole one by myself.
Well, in the guy’s defense, that cat does look a hell of a lot smarter than him.
Remember when that dog told the Son of Sam guy to start shooting? Same sort of thing here.
The cat was just looking for some pussy. Cut him some slack.
“So now I’m stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys!”
That was my first thought. Apparently I’m not the only one whose mind went there.
At least they shouldn’t have a problem finding a new home for the cat.
After all, he likes kids.
That really is stupid. Even a cat should be able to tell “kitty” from “kiddy”. They’re just not that difficult. Certainly no more difficult than catching a bird in your mouth!
The cat wasn’t smart. If he was smart his owner wouldn’t have gotten caught with all that porn. Or is that why the cat is smart? Got the crimes pinned someone else. :dubious:
I don’t know what’s more disturbing.
A kitty downloading KIDDY porn
or
A kiddy downloading KITTY porn
We had to start unplugging the telephone at home, because our kitty was making random cat calls at various women.
my favorite part of the second linked article:
S^G
Why is it when I looked at that cat’s pic, that evil chorus music from the movie “The Omen” started to play in my head?
The cat is f’n evil, that’s why.
I don’t believe the guy did it for a second. If you just look at his picture, you can tell he could never be a criminal. OTOH, I am pretty sure I saw his brother on Cops once.