Kitty downloaded kiddy porn. Smart cat dumb pervert.

It’s always the quiet ones.
//cartman// That’s a bad feline felon! //cartman//

Sorry to rain on your parade, but that’s just a stock photo of a cat, not the actual kiddy-porn–downloading feline in question.

The picture is of Oscar the death cat. See the link in my post above.

Maybe he’s branching out.

(kidding, I know they’re just reusing the picture. he is a very handsome cat, though. for an emissary of death.)

I knew it wasn’t the porn cat. I still had to post the kitty article link.

Or maybe Oscar the Death Cat and the Kiddy Porn Kitty Kat are part of the same organization. A Satanic Cat Cult of Killer Kid-diddling Cats.

You know, I find it a little unsettling that there’s a cat that is always seen around people who are about to die, and they don’t even seem to consider that the cat might be causing deaths somehow. I mean, even if that’s a small possibility, you wouldn’t want to risk letting the cat near someone. I wouldn’t want to see that thing.