Knife sale! HAHA!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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As of tomorrow morning, all the items sold at my store which are listed as Clearance items are going on sale for 50% of the clearance price

pauses to let this sink in

I get to buy really cool knives for almost nothing@#! I get a Benchmade Pardue 330 for 60!# $60!@# I’m getting $300 worth of knives for $120!@
HAHA!# I’M THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE@#
I get a Case Calibre, Camoflage, for $10!@ And a Benchmade pocket torx for $10!@ And a Bear claw for 20!@#@#

begins hyperventilating

On top of it all I just won a sales contest and a CRKT Wasp worth $190 is ON ITS WAY TO ME!@# I’M IN KNIFE HEAVEN@#%

Falls into twitching, spasming, hair-pulling, gut-rupturing seizures of pure joy

Sorry. Had to share. :slight_smile:

:D:D:D:D:D:D

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No.

Really.

We all know this sale is tearing you apart.

There, there.

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Wow, what a cut up.

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SWEET!

I want some… stupid dorm rules…

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I don’t suppose you could, erm… acquire some of these beauties for me, could you?

returns to missing the beauty of a straight blade… agrees about the stupid dorm rules

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I love my job :smiley:

The list of stuff that’s going for damned cheap is small, and the level of stock I have on it is downright tiny. Two or three of the things I’m getting, I’m taking the display knife. But some of them are beauties…
I can get a Pardue folder (I think it’s an 858…) for $65. Anyone game? that’s Canadian money, too, so that’d be like $3.50 for you Americans. Damnit.

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I’m looking for a 722 plain edge and an osborne folder LMK your prices. Also a 720 plain edge to go with my combo preproduction model too…
Do you accept US postal money orders?
Cheers, Mike

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Guy #1: Just look at this beauty!! All stainless steel construction! And I’m talking SURGICAL stainless steel! Surgical!! None of that everyday stainless steel crap, oh no. SURGICAL!! Yes, you could perform surgery with it if you had half a mind to!!

Guy #2: It was good enough for “Quincy”…

Guy#1: Eighteen inches long, a razor sharp serrated spine, a fishhook disgorger, a compass built RIGHT INTO THE BLADE ITSELF!! And guess what’s inside the handle when I unscrew it!

Guy #2: What would that be?

Guy #1: ANOTHER KNIFE!!

Guy #2: Incredible!

Guy #1: An all stainless steel knife INSIDE the handle of an all stainless steel knife!

Guy #2: Simply incredible!

Guy #1: And you’ll NEVER guess what’s inside the handle of this knife.

Guy #2: Don’t tell me, no…

Guy #1: Yes! Another ALL STAINLESS STEEL KNIFE! Can we get the camera in here?

Guy #2: So we’ve got a stainless steel knife…

Guy #1: Inside of a stainless steel knife…

Guy #2: Inside of ANOTHER all surgical stainless steel knife! Incredible. That can’t be legal!

Guy #1: Strictly speaking it’s only legal to carry it out-of-doors in Alabama. But now that Bush is in office, well, who knows…

Guy #2: That’s like getting three knives for the price of one! And lets not forget that when you order this knife you also get the set of thirty throwing knives, you get the Sasquatch survival axe, you get the Javanese death spikes, AND you get the poison-dart blowgun starter set all for $199.95!!

Guy #1: Incredible!

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JAVANESE DEATH SPIKES?! Where?! How?!# HOW MUCH?@$

And for the record, screw surgical stainless. Go for ATS-34. Yes, yes, I know 154-CM is the latest, or even M2 if you dont care about having 10.5% chormium, but I’ve always had a thing for ATS-34. Or even 55, if you’re a spyderco fan…

MikeG: You have a production model 720.
I am not worthy of your requests, I humble myself before you… I used to sell those but they’re sold out now. And I’ve never laid my poor hands on a 722… sob… You’re so… snif… lucky…

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You know what, Mnementh. I originally though you were doing a parody of those guys you see on the Home Shopping Channel with all the sinister, pointy, spiky, serrated knives sticking out of tree stumps at odd angles.

Your not kidding, are you.

So Mnementh, buddy, can you get me a deal on a Buck Intrepid? The big Kit Carson designed tanto style one?

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Not kidding at all, I really am just that obsessed. :smiley:
And sorry, I only have three or four Bucks… sigh.
I should, perhaps, mention that the store I work in is far from department store size… in fact it’s no more than a kiosk. Selection is slight, but we have some really nice stuff sometimes.
So most orders, I cant get my hands on for prices like the ones I quoted there. I just got REALLY lucky.
That aside, try http://www.onestopknifeshop.com
I could spend hours (and thousands of dollars) there. They have damn near everything…

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Mnementh, you bastard, you’ve just ruined my credit card rating for me…

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: pulling 720 out of pocket:
Hmmmm. it says here on the blade:

I bought it from the rep- he had #'s 595-605

so there…:wink:

I love it so much but what I’m dying to find is one of the old BM Brend Design knives with the G-10 handles…mine was stolen

I collect BM’s btw

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join the club. cackle
And I mispelled chromium. I hang my head in shame…

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If you are really nice to me, I may let you look at a few of my Sebenzas :stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile:

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I’ve got a big frickin’ sword, and a few Balisongs… oh, wait…

Never mind.

[sub]stupid money eating children. sigh [/sub]

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I’m looking for a Ken Onion design Kershaw assisted opener… I have a Whirlwind knock-off and love it, the real thing must be great. I would love a thinner lighter weight design. Know of any?

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Whammo: You can get the authentic Whirlwind here.

Thinner, lighter design… Dont know. Kershaw is one of my few weak areas. I can think of some really nice light ones from various companies, but nothing with assisted opening. I’m pretty sure microtech has some assisted openers, but all the ones I’ve seen are nice and hefty. I’ll keep my eyes peeled.

hehe. money eating children.

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Seriously… I would LOVE a lightweight linerlock (or at least fast opening thumb action) that is thin and can be worn every day. I carry the Whirlwind clone with me all the time and I think its just too thick and heavy. If you know of a nice combo blade design (doesnt have to be assisted… though that is ONE SWEET action) around the $60 price range that you would recommend let me know. I have been in the market… scanning http://www.bladeauction.com for the last few nights…

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Check out CRKT’s KISS series. I carry a Sampson’s KISS, it’s about as lightweight as they come. It takes some practice to get used to, but I can open it faster than most people can open an automatic. It’s also something different, since the blade folds not into the handle, but to one side of it. Makes it even thinner, and I’ve had no problems with that whatsoever. I got mine for about $70 Canadian, so you should be able to do well. They make good stuff, too.
That, or Benchmade’s 330 if you want high end stuff (and dont need a clip). That’s one sweey honey of a knife…