“Police investigators were unable to find the penis.”
:eek:
“Identified from a DNA sample”
“Honorary” = never really made that particular grade.
Speak for yourself, brother. Put me where the fire is! dons asbestos business suit, places flameproof Constitution in shirt pocket
“Disgruntled former employee”
“Moody loner”
I remember in elementary school, the award for most improved, was code for “borderline mentally retarded, but tries hard.”
“Turning his life around…”
or the ever-popular “aspireing rap singer”
Probably just about any noun preceded by "troubled … " counts.
HahaHAHAHA!!
Fatigued and upset?
Did I miss “person of interest”?
On administrative leave
Registered under Megan’s Law
“Plagued by recent financial difficulties”
“Perennial third party candidate”
“An erratic genius”
A personal favourite, from an obituary thread I read many years ago: “One of the foremost courtroom nuisances of his time”.
‘One of our frequent flyers.’
“Detectives wish to speak with”
“confirmed batchelor”
“… who had ties to gangland activities”
“hunted internationally”
“suspected”
“diagnosed”
“contagious”
“Patient Zero”
“instigator”
“His conviction was overturned on appeal…”
I used to date a guy who, when I Google him now, produces variations on that phrase, with supporting information, and not much else. (Knowing him, the court got it right the first time.)
Released on a technicality
Big in Japan
As seen on COPS
Nr 1 in the German music charts
heiress to the Hilton fortune
Nah, I could live with that one. 
It involves a bit more money than "very quiet, “kept herself to herself” seemed pleasant enough … :eek:
Charged eight times but never convicted …