Fair enough Paris.
“Has stepped down (or resigned) for personal reasons.”
This one always reeks so strongly of suspicion of some egregious wrongdoing.
I commented to a new friend the other day "I think that cop saw us. We’re now ‘known associates’.
Subject of several fatwa’s
I don’t want to be an “aspiring” anything or a “serial” anything, or an “embattled” anything. Or a “television personality.”
Public Official “A”
Was seen on Dr. Phil (Maury, et al)
Multiple. Multiple what? Doesn’t matter.
As Terry Pratchett says, nothing good ever comes after “multiple.” Stab wounds, sclerosis, personality disorder, trauma, …
…orgasms?
“Once promising”
This was mine. I’ve been counting the “embattleds” in the news lately.
I saw Lyle Lovett last weekend, and he told about the time his friend and cello player John Hagan were mentioned in the news. Lovett was reported to have been “seen in the back seat of his car with male companion John Hagan.”
Lyle smiled that crooked grin of his and shrugged, “hey we were just going somewhere in the car!”
Hey! That’s something I ASPIRE to, thank you very much! Either “erratic genius” or “eccentric genius”, whichever scares the neighbors more!
My contribution: “Deposed ruler of…”
You also never want to see your name and “Jaws of Life” in the same sentence.
I dunno… I wouldn’t want to be known for that. It would have to be my secret.
Quit now. You’ll go insane.
“Highly radioactive” or “aflame” would be bad.
“Consensual cannibal”
“Eunuch”
Quoth Alastair Moonsong:
Amen to that. I’ve been carefully cultivating a reputation as “eccentric” for some time now.
“Eccentric” means “crazy, but rich.”
I could handle “known radical.” I’m probably on file somewhere as a “known associate of crime figures.” I guess I can’t escape that.
“Iconoclast” is something I’ve worked to be all my life.
“Local man mauled by dogs?” No thanks.
“Dies after high-speed chase”
“Resigned to spend more time with his family”
… who lent his name to the Syndrome.