JFK, Jr.
**JOHN JOHN
BADP ILOT**
Pete Buttigieg
IMTH EONE
Chasten Buttigieg:
FRST GENT
Jussie Smollett
BIGG LIAR
Carl Sagan
COS MOS
Zooey Deschanel
IMSO CUTE
porn star
WIDE OPEN
Dentist
OPEN WIDE
The Dixie Chicks:
WIDE _____________ OPEN
Bray Wyatt:
LETMEIN!
Too much of a stretch, maybe.
Rudy Giuliani
CONF USED
Gloria Vanderbilt:
ANDY SMOM
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV
SHRK WEEK
Bill de Blasio:
NOTR UNNG