Kobe, you can cheat on me anytime.

It seems Mr. Bryant has already begun making amends to his wife for . . . well, whatever he did, which we don’t know yet, but we know that it was at least adultery:

Is 4 million enough, Honey?

Pays to get cheated on by a rich summabitch.

I don’t think she was in the mood for pearls.

I wanna see this $4 million, 8 carat Purple Diamond Ring. Pictures? PLEASE?

and lieu, you are incorrigible!

What she wanted was a high fidelity set.

How much to buy your way out of a rape? Up to 4M so far…

How much did MJ and OJ end up spending to get out of their “little troubles”?

I wish I was rich and famous. My wife is glad I’m not! :smiley:


“Lets get them meek bastards NOW!

OJ didn’t have any money: he lost it all in the civil suit, so he gave it to friends who will take care of him, I think. And anyway, the people who he’d have to buy off were dead, because, um, he killed them. :stuck_out_tongue:

$4m for Jordan is chickenfeed.

I told my wife about the ring. She said it sounds like a good idea, and if I feel the need to cheat on her, for $4 million, I can make a weekend out of it.