I recently drove from Los Angeles to Chicago and came across a chain of gas stations called Kum & Go. Anything else I’ve missed?
Skeet & Scoot?
Ejaculate & Evacuate?
Jizz & Jet?
Blow Your Load & Hit The Road?
In-N-Out Burger
Ya know, I always wondered. . .
You may have missed the Lube ‘n’ Go chain of oil change shops in Iowa.
U Pump It
Graffiti on men’s room wall, above urinal:
Q: Why is semen white and urine yellow?
A: So you can tell if you’re coming or going.
We have Wag-A-Bag which seems … wag your what?
Yeah, it’s probably not a good idea to let teenagers pick the tour sponsor.
I’ve made a fortune operating a chain of Shit ‘n’ Git roadside portapotties.
Odd. That looks rather like a lovely old cafe in Vienna which most certainly was not called “Cafe Penis”.
Nut & Strut. (IDK, that actually sounds like a real garage name lol)
I live in Kum & Go territory. We’ve jokingly referred to it as “Spurt & Split”.
- Acquire bumper sticker from said burger chain.
- Acquire razor blade or X-ACTO knife.
- Carefully edit out first and last letters of last word.
- Proudly display new sticker:
In-N-Out
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ETA: I can’t be the only person on this board who knows to do this, can I?
There was a Pump & Munch in the town I lived in a few years ago.
Your sausage dog maybe? Although that might be pet cruelty.
When I am out on tour in Kum & Go territory, I always pick up swag from there. I have a hoodie, a few t shirts and numerous lighters. They are a hit with the locals here in non Kum & go territory.
Capt
If you had visited a little longer in Kum & Go country, you might have visited Beaverdale, where you could have giggled over Beaver Cleaners and Beaver Mowing.
Yeah, when I first moved here several friends got pictures of those establishments.
