Let me guess–in March of '95?
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Labia, Labia, Labia, Labia . . .
Labia!
I’ve just met a girl named Labia,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
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Labia!
Say it loud and there’s music playing,
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying.
Labia,
I’ll never stop saying Labia!
I love the smell of Labia in the morning.
Of course you could always admire a bouquet of labias while eating a bag of Clitoris Allsorts
at high school, would Labia’s *Mean Girl *arch-nemesis be Chlamydia? I could totally see Chlamydia as a mean, snooty bitch…
So, Labia, you feel like hangin’ out?
Chlamydia also sounds like a flower.
With Dick?
Actually, Clitoria is one of my favorite flowers.
When in Venice, visit the Palazzo Labia. And stop sniggering.