“Labia” sounds like a girl’s name. “This is Kayla, this is Laura, this is Labia. Say hi, Labia.”
It also sounds like a type of flower. Can’t you see it? A boquet of labias. I’m going to the meadow to pick some labias. Mmm, those labias smell good. Be sure to give your labias plenty of sunshine, and water them every day.
Oh, I can see a bouquet of labias alright.
You can certainly smell the bouquet of labias.
These labia look a little overgrown to me. Might want to trim them back a touch.
“Oh, look ! Bees ! Probably attracted to your labia.”
Sorry, I’m allergic.
I am most definately not allergic. Now if only I could train my bees to hunt down a bouquet of labia.
runs off to begin next project
My friend dresses up as a clown for parties and such. He has a labia that squirts in your face when you get too close.
It isn’t?
I was thinking something purple and dainty, actually.
I had a friend who thought that Titty should be a girls’ name.
A friend of mine used to insist that “if it meant anything else, ‘Fellatio’ would be a beautiful name for a girl.”
Did you say “nawww, I think it blows”.
All hail Cunnilingus!
I work as a video game tester for a company that does children’s educational software. A lot of our titles have profanity filters. On one title, a tester had written a bug that the filter wasn’t catching a lot of bad words. The guy who had written the bug was good at a filthy turn of phrase, and a lot of the entries were pretty funny, so I told the guy who sat next to me to check out the bug. He starts reading through it and laughing, then stops and looks confused. He turns to me, and asks, “Dude. What’s a luh-bey-yah?”
I felt very sorry for his girlfriend.
Years ago, I was in a chat room with some folks and one of them was soliciting names for her unborn daughter. She was keen on “Allayah” or some such, and I was the only one who pointed out to her that it lent itself to pronunciation “I’ll lay ya.”
I was literally booed, but I thought it was the kind of thing a parent should keep in mind when naming a child.
I was checking out at a store once and the cashier has a gold necklace that spelled out Labia. Normally I eschew any social interaction with strangers but I had to ask. So I asked her what her necklace said and she says"Zabia, that is my name". The font made the Z look just like a cursize L. It was a similar font to BlackAdderITC.
I had some friends who had given their newborn daughter the middle name of Sarin. They soon changed it.
Don’t get lippy with me, honey!
