labia!

Got Labia?

Wicked, I now have to clean Mountain Dew® off of my screen. [sub]And put on some clean pants. Anyone have a cigarette?[/sub]

I think we’re be-labiaing this thing…

You are my labia
My only labia
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You’ll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don’t take my labia away

Damn, WickedBlue, how did I miss that? Makes me look half-witted, which I ain’t.

Can’t wait for Hanukkah, light the labia menorah.

[sub]ducking and running…[/sub]

All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Labia

Happy Labia Day!

Dude, where’s my labia?

Labia, schmabia.

We are here to bury Labia, not praise it.
(Ok, that would work better with a boy-part, but oh well)

Dexter’s Labia.

[tangental hijack]
Ok, I know it’s cliterus, not clitoris, but after all this labia reading, I forgot–is it laah-bia or laayyybia?

notcynical, don’t worry 'bout it. Great labia think alike. :smiley:

Labia: The Quicker-Picker-Upper!

I’ve got you under my labia
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, you’re really a part of me
I’ve got you under my labia

(Why do Frank Sinatra songs work so well in this thread?)

I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia
I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia
lips

Chili’s labia lips, chi-li’s la-bi-a liiiips
(barbecue sauce?)

I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia
I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia…
… liiiips
groans at self

Labia: It’s what’s for dinner. :slight_smile:

::MsRobyn goes to her CD case and puts Copland’s “Hoedown” on the stereo :D::

Robin

Labia, labia, bo-babiy, banana-fanna-fo-fabia, me-mi-mo, mabia…LABIA!

And…

Do your labia hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a know?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your labia hang low?

[voice of shirley temple]
On the good ship labia
Its a quick trip to our favorite wet spot
[/voice of shirley temple]

Peace
LIONsob

[The Doors]
Everybody loves my labia
Everybody loves my labia
She gets…
She gets…
She gets…
She gets…HIGH!
[/The Doors]

Libido killed the labia star!
Libido killed the labia star!
In my mind and in my car…

[sub]…and we can’t forget:[/sub]

All we hear is
labia ga-ga!
Labia goo-goo,
labia ga-ga!

I think your dictionary is badly abridged. (But don’t worry, it’s not the size of your dictionary that matters…)

labia: a fine, rare delicacy to be savored. Those with well-trained palates prefer to let a properly prepared set of labia rest gently on the tongue. The taster may allow his/her lips to be gently pursed around the labia, and/or the tongue to move the labia around in the mouth, the better to ensure that all surfaces of the labia are tasted.

A true connoisseur knows to also savor the nectar that a proper tasting produces.

:wink:

You’re right.

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