Lacunae Quell, you are a moronic tool who is a discredit to your faith

I have enormous amounts of vitriol in me today, but most of it is aimed at people in the real world so I shan’t vent the worst of it hereabouts. I shall, however, point out that Lacunae Quell is a twit. As evidence I offer this postin the “Who Killed Jesus” thread, in which he responds to a requet to explain Biblical inconsistencies as follows:

Lacunae, you are the very soul of the ignorance the Dope was founded to fight. It is possible to be a Christian without being perversely ignorant, cluelessly dishonest, and generally stupid, but you seem not to realize that, and certainly no one one’s whose only knowledge of the faith came from meeting you would think so With every syllable you send out into the world, humanity grows incrementally more stupid.

Please find a way to grow, if not wiser, at least more intelligent. Go on a vision quest or something. You’re an embarassment.

Encouraging you to ‘seek answers’ on the Almighty Internet? Sounds like some false idolatry.

I stop reading threads when they turn into ‘feed the troll who’s spouting lies’. See also: every thread kanicbird has posted in for the past several months.

I don’t think kanicbird should be compared to Lacunae. I remain convinced that kanic’s posts are performance art; he doesn’t believe a single one of his assertions, but instead is parodying fundamentalist Christianity. He’s still an offensive twit, but he’s not of the same category of Master Quell.

All christians are an embarrassment to humanity (my dear seet misguided mum excluded).

I took his advice. The Flying Spaghetti Monster had better answers.

rAmen.

Ooookaay… was this supposed to offend me? Maybe discourage me from my beliefs and make me deny the truth? I may be a moron, I may be a tool, I may be ignorant, I may be stupid… I won’t deny these things IF they are true. You can’t prove it, though… quite simply because you can’t disprove God. You can’t disprove that Jesus lived a sinless life and died and was resurrected and is alive today. If you could disprove that, then I would admit to being a moronic tool and all you said about me in this post would be true.

I could stoop to your level and call you names and make you look and feel foolish… but I won’t. I know you have feelings and I care about your feelings… I have no desire to hurt you in any way. All I will say is this… If you believe you are free of ignorance, then I pity you.

I have no reason to post in this thread any more… this will be my only post and I will have no more reason to come back to this thread. The fact you feel the need to insult me is ignorance in itself. Instead of teaching you insult and try to inflict harm. You are weak. You don’t care about fighting ignorance… all you care about is looking more intelligent than someone else. You are as ignorant as a terrorist. You are a terrorist. You seem to only want to destroy instead of make right. If you hope to defeat ignorance with terrorism then you are blind and you are just as ignorant as a moronic tool doing their best to do they job they were given.

God bless you.

I’m tempted to make this almost Zenlike creation my sig line. If only the “God Bless You” came immediately after it, it’d be perfect.

Um, you’re aware that there are stupid Christians, right? Your stupidity and active desire to spread cockamamie ‘theology’ have nothing to do with any veracity that Christianity may have.

Wow, it took you only another sentence before you went back on your word. Truly pathetic.

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that…

:dubious:

I can prove it. But it will cost you $10.00

Jesus is ashamed of you. Can you disprove that?

You can always employ the ellipsis.

Not to be a Junior Mod, but I’d recommend making a link to the post in question a part of the sig. IMHO, ellipses [del]can be[/del] have often been abused by the disingenuous, which [del]tends[/del] has tended (again, IMHO) to make their employment look like attempts to mislead.

The sky may be blue, water may be wet, dogs may be canines…

Nope. You really are well and truly a paint-peelingly, blisteringly stupid waste of carbon. It has nothing to do with the fact that people can’t prove a negative, but everything to do with the fact that you use circular reasoning, shift the burden of proof, use the bandwagon fallacy and pretend that it’s logic on your side, ask people to disprove an unproven myth structure using only that myth structure, etc, etc, etc.

You are painfully, powerfully, relentlessly stupid.

We have plenty of thoughtful, intelligent, rational religious people here. You simply aren’t one of them. You’re a mindless, pablum spewing god-bot.

Simply for the record, numerous people have tried to teach you but your above mentioned herculean dedication to increased stupidity has made that difficult.

P.S. I think you’re probably full of shit and won’t be able to help yourself as you keep reading along with this thread.

I don’t blame him. Just like almost everyone else, he says and does what he thinks is right.

Doesn’t mean I’d want to sit down with him over a cup of coffee or anything, though.

So?
I mean, creationists also are doing what they think are right. They’re also pretty stupid.

You can’t disprove that Julius Caesar molded the universe out of clay six days ago, populated the the world with unicorns, then fashioned you out of a corn cob and implanted all of your false memories of people and places.

That doesn’t mean you’d be smart to believe it.

I do, however, find it funny that you call an atheist a terrorist. As we all know, terrorists have never been associated with fanatical religion.

Polycarp. I refute it thus.

Lacunae Quell can suck my phlegm.

They hand out body of christ, blood of christ, but not phlegm of christ. I wonder why that is?