^LOL!
But seriously are there women out there bemoaning the fact their external genital skin is not lighter than the rest of them? I was so ashamed my pussy was not Caucasian!
I thought pink was the preferred color for those areas.
I went out with one Japanese woman who had a white pussy. Really strange, but at least you could see it in the dark.
Which was good, because I hate stepping on cats.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
I wonder if it works on nutsacks.
India has lots of skin lightening creams on advert. I suppose they must have this stuff, too. :eek:
Every time you had an erection it would look like you’re trying to surrender.
Which would come in handy during our French infantryman/sexy Nazi roleplays.
And by “our,” I didn’t mean to imply lieu and I are having French infantryman/sexy Nazi roleplays. He would never fit in the brown skirt, for one.
I imagine the idea is that it’s supposed to do the same thing as whitening creams for the rest of the body, but more “gently” (i.e. some people may be hesitant to rub acid on their crotches).
“… some?” :dubious:
Well, it is to those of us with a “visible inner-workings” fetish!
Okay, I’m probably the only one.
Nope, actually. I’ve seen X ray/cross section porn. Always keep Rule 34* in mind; whatever kink you have, there is porn of it.
- Internet Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”
You know, I thought of that as I typed what I wrote. I was kidding, I’m a relatively kink-free guy, and the sad thing is that I thought I was coming up with something original.
Curse you, Internet Rule 34!
Seriously…“cross-section porn”? Eww. Who’s into that? Biology professors?
More like some of the quainter cosmetic ingredients of ye olden days. Like white lead and arsenic.
–choking with laughter–
Damn you !! 
Tom:“Well, I guess opacity IS a good quality in a nose.”
Mike:“It beats transparency!”
----The MSTKed "Eye of Argon".
In my 53 years, I’ve seen a few. Can’t think of a one that wasn’t really nice.
Cue Jinny Cash, “Ring of Fire”.
JOHNNY CASH. Never post by a phone with stupid auto-correct when people are rushing you to get back to work.
I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burn, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire…
I find it completely hilarious that the third Google hit for “White Intimate” is a Sherwin-Williams paint color.
So . . . is this meant to whiten the regular, outer skin of the crotchal region, or the actual mucous membranes within? If it’s the first, it’s just stupid, but if it’s the second, then I’m terrified.