Or with the pink button stuff and some carefully applied masking tape someone could go for a different desert theme.
My all-time favorite “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” line (the You Tube dialog is uncensored).
Artemis: My name’s Artemis, and I have a bleached a**hole.
Dee: If we’re going to be meeting sophisticated men, we need to start acting with class, we cannot be telling people that we have bleached a**holes.
Artemis: He was gonna find out anyways…
The look on The Waitress’ face kills me every time.
Finally! And where can I get a cream that will give me a black cock?
You can find some mighty hefty specimens here.
And they said reading ATMB was only for bitching or rubbernecking…
Not sure if this product was out when I last posted, but Lactacyd has such a product now: http://www.lactacyd.com.my/our-products/whitening
“Sweat and excessive friction from tight clothing can darken the skin around the intimate area, causing self-consciousness, decreased confidence or inhibiting intimacy.”
And for the men: How George Clooney has inspired cosmetic craze for 'ball ironing' - that sees wrinkles removed from you know where... | Daily Mail Online
…for the next round of sequential threads:
“Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be?”
“How does THAT even happen?!”
“Schick Personal Touch razor discontinued”
This is distressing to me. All those beautiful golden- or brown-skinned women, being told their natural colours were unsatisfactory. (I always preferred golden-tan with darker accents anyways…)
No. Sweat and excessive friction from tight clothing do not cause self-consciousness and decreased confidence.
Marketers cause self-consciousness and decreased confidence. Evil bastards.
Ball ironing?! How?!!
:: wince ::
And I’m still waiting for the coming deluge of products aimed at eyebrow dandruff.
You don’t want to know. But some guys will pay top dollar for that.
I heard the ball ironing thing might be a joke. Nut so sure on that one.
You need balls of steel to go for that.
Or at least iron.
Never forget Rule 34.
All women are told we are unsatisfactory. It’s called advertising. :smack:
I’ve definitely heard of anal bleaching before, and was curious the number of non-porn women that go to get a procedure like that. Because you know if a salon offers anal bleaching then there must be enough of a demand to offer the service :dubious: .
On a less extreme note, I’m actually surprised they dont offer whitening creams for more general areas. On the human body, prolonged skin-to-skin contact tends to cause the area of skin to get darker. For women on the…lumpier side, this tends to affect the areas around the armpits, under the breasts, and around the upper thigh areas (plus all the creases between fat rolls). Even if you lose the weight, these dark patches will still be there, and on women with lighter skin, it can create a very noticible contrast.
Not that bleaching those areas isn’t kind of silly also, it just seems like if you’re going to make parts of your skin whiter, it just makes sense to do it on larger/more visible areas, to even out the tone with the rest of your body.