Radio?! Why not the classic toaster?
I’m not sure which is more tragic, the fact that the man tried to kill his wife or the fact that he was unsuccessful. I mean, you might try throwing the radio hard, throwing it somewhere like her feet, or knocking her out first. I mean, Jeebus, there are a multitude of ways of making sure she doesn’t catch it!
Because how do you explain a toaster in the bathroom.
Just lie back, hon, I’m gonna fix you a pop tart."
As for actually managing to get the radio into the bath, I wonder what he said when she caught it.
“Damn!.. I mean, Oh thank god you’re alright!”
“You mean it’s not waterproof. Well, go figure.”
Oh hun, this is Texas, that’s been done. Susan Wright was recently sentenced to 25 years for seducing her husband by tying him to the bed, dripping candle wax on him and then stabbing him 193 times. (Yeah, he died. Then she hid is body in the yard.)
Isn’t it great how we care for each other? A husband might seduce you to electrocute you, a wife might seduce you stab you and your mother might bash your head in with a rock (Deanna Laney) or drown you (Andrea Yates) because God (Laney) or Satan (Yates) told them too. 
Next thing you know you’ll get a package from a message board friend in a white elephant that has poisoned homemade cinnamon rolls or peach jam in it. :dubious: :eek: :tinfoil:
Um, I was making a joke there and upon reflection realize that someone might not realize it. Or might decide it was a threat or something, it’s not. I was kidding about the contents of white elephant packages I have sent and received in the past, neither of which was poisoned. Both were appreciated and enjoyed homemade foodstuffs as well as the delightful white elephant stuff.
I was more concerned with this. Once Ms. Wright tied up her husband why did she keep on pretending to be seducing him.
:drips candle wax:
Oh, do you like that? Yeah?
:takes out knife:
[Insert Psycho theme here]
Excellent question. However I don’t know the answer. But I bet the Dopers can come up with good answers, whether they be truth or punny and funny remarks.
Hey, I laughed !!! 
I think just about everyone who read your post likely smiled or laughed.
Not for nothing, but those cinnamon rolls raised the bar on fresh baked goods well into the stratosphere. 
Heck, my kids liked 'em so much that they immediately raised the flag of Texas over the house. Sure made the neighbors ask questions, lemme just tell ya.
Cartooniverse, friend and white-elephant recipient of Abby’s.
No, all dudette parts
:dubious: Thanks?
Ultimate humiliation; so that the stiff had a stiffy?
“Honey this may come as something of a shock, but I dont love you anymore”
Weird Al tribute:
From You Don’t Love Me Anymore.
I love this song!
*
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will…*
[surfer]She said dudette, dude. Awesome.[/surfer]
(I love the word dudette, BTW, as much as the word muchly.)
To quote a famous song: “The female of the species is more deadly than the man.” You can’t deny it, plus it has it’s good sides.
Also sorta on-topic, has anyone heard of the guy that tried to blow up his wife with a homemade bomb. I emphasise the word tried. At least the first husband’s idea was practical.