Husband electricutes wife during sex.
You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Who knew she’d be charged for obliging her husband’s kink?
His nickname, for the rest of his life, should be “Sparky.”
He might have known. Have they found the other bodies?
I’d make a pun about “watching the eyes of the True Love light up”, but it’s so trite.
At least their sex didn’t remain static.
Watt was he thinking?.. 'cuz ohm not sure. Was that his current kink?
It’s for sure that he couldn’t resistor.
Damn kids…into that AC/DC crap…
mutter mutter mutter GET OFFA MY LAWN mutter mutter
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 
Argh! People like this are why we run classes. Yes, your kink for shocking people is okay. Please, for the love of all that is tingly and exciting, learn how to do it safely. They’re free. They’re fun and interesting and full of half-naked people doing the things you like to do, who will happily teach you the ins and outs of doing it.
Plugging your wife into an electrical socket is neither SSC nor RACK - nor any other silly acronym that reminds you not to be a friggin’ twit.
We smart freaks are tired of looking bad because the dumb freaks are the ones who get all the news. :o
I don’t understand. Watt did he do wrong?
And with that, I also direct attention to the furry CSI episode. Made a lot of us non-dumb-freaks people go, “Oh crap, this isn’t going to look good to everyone else for sure…”
Still, it’s good that she offered him an outlet for his desires.
Somewhere in Eastern Pennsylvania, the lights in a house flicker. A husband and wife look at each other over the pot-roast & then at the flickering bulb. The husband then says, “Well… Guess someones getting lucky…”
“Well I’m loving here in Allentown
And it’s hard to keep a good man down.
But I won’t be getting up todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah.”
I guess she won’t be lighting up his life anymore.
Someone should write a coulomb to tell you. I’m sure they’ll keep it current.
If only their relationship had been more firmly grounded, perhaps this tragedy could have been avoided. I guess it’s true, we only hertz the ones we love.
That was a shocking pun.
Hmmm, electrocuted his wife while having sex?
How could he do that?, no really, I cant picture the mechanics... err... electronics of that. Shouldnt he had been electrocuted too?
I guess he was using a triple insulated condom or something.
…maybe he has a ‘lightning-rod’? 