That's One Way to Try and Put the Spark Back in Your Marriage

Perhaps her resistance was just not enough.

Tris

*Hello?, travel agency?

Yes, it`s about the travel arrangements , we would like to make a reservation for a second handbasket, yes, another one; more people have joined the tour than was anticipated.
Would it be possible to keep a third in standby?, yes just in case.

Great, thanks and good day.*

That’s gotta suck, you know, being all amped up and ready for sex and then. . .

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
That’s gotta suck, you know, being all amped up and ready for sex and then. . .
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Ohm-my-God! Ohm-my-God!

Enjoy,
Steven

*“Pity, it came on her own AC cord.”

“Toaster?”

“Hell, it pretty much killed her.”*

[QUOTE=A Priori Tea]
Argh! People like this are why we run classes. Yes, your kink for shocking people is okay. Please, for the love of all that is tingly and exciting, learn how to do it safely. They’re free. They’re fun and interesting and full of half-naked people doing the things you like to do, who will happily teach you the ins and outs of doing it.
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I’m confused. Are you a sex therapist or an electrician?

I’m shocked! Shocked at the responses in this thread.

I’m sure if he’s found guilty that he’ll appeal to the circuit court.

Quote: “<snip>he electrocuted his wife during sex by clipping an electrical cord to her body and plugging it in. <snip>”

This begs the question: clipped to what?!!

Maybe he was just re-charging her vibrator batteries and forgot she was using it.
:: bzzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzz …aaarrrggghhh, crackle, groan

[QUOTE=ChiefScott]
This begs the question: clipped to what?!!
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Well, they were positioned ballast… so it’d have to be to something else.

[QUOTE=ChiefScott]
This begs the question: clipped to what?!!
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Negative terminal and a grounded part of the engine.

[QUOTE=ChiefScott]
This begs the question: clipped to what?!!
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The answer to that should be CLEAR!

[QUOTE=GrizzRich]
Watt was he thinking?.. 'cuz ohm not sure. Was that his current kink?
It’s for sure that he couldn’t resistor.
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha… :smack:

“Two in the pink, one in the stink?! That’s not how I do the shocker! I told her who’s in charge!”

The ladies at the gym always wondered why she had a + on one nipple and a - on the other…

Seriously, one of the biggest rules of e-stimming is “Keep it below the waist.” And this guy has learned why.

[QUOTE=A Priori Tea]
Argh! People like this are why we run classes. Yes, your kink for shocking people is okay. Please, for the love of all that is tingly and exciting, learn how to do it safely. They’re free. They’re fun and interesting and full of half-naked people doing the things you like to do, who will happily teach you the ins and outs of doing it.
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One time I was in Japan and went to a public bath. There were many different kinds of bathes: salted ones, colored ones, cold and hot ones, even one with an electical current running through it. The electricity was coming out of the walls on either side. I, being a curious fellow, decided to see how close I could get my dick to the wall and what the resulting sensation would be. Well let me tell you I didn’t feel shit! All that happened was my thighs clenched in pain and my teeth started vibrating.

I like electricity and think the idea of using it as a sex toy is kinda neat, but I dont see how it’s pleasurable. I dunno, maybe I’m just not keeping current?

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I dunno, maybe I’m just not keeping current?
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Well, is it Alternating Current or Direct Current?

[QUOTE=ASAKMOTSD]
He might have known. Have they found the other bodies?
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You mean she was the latest in a series?

…and hers should be “Shorty.” That is, if she had a life.

The response in this thread is truly reVolting. Has anyone thought about what might have happened to his family joules?