That's One Way to Try and Put the Spark Back in Your Marriage

Perhaps her resistance was just not enough.

Tris

*Hello?, travel agency?

Yes, it`s about the travel arrangements , we would like to make a reservation for a second handbasket, yes, another one; more people have joined the tour than was anticipated.
Would it be possible to keep a third in standby?, yes just in case.

Great, thanks and good day.*

That’s gotta suck, you know, being all amped up and ready for sex and then. . .

Ohm-my-God! Ohm-my-God!

Enjoy,
Steven

*“Pity, it came on her own AC cord.”

“Toaster?”

“Hell, it pretty much killed her.”*

I’m confused. Are you a sex therapist or an electrician?

I’m shocked! Shocked at the responses in this thread.

I’m sure if he’s found guilty that he’ll appeal to the circuit court.

Quote: “<snip>he electrocuted his wife during sex by clipping an electrical cord to her body and plugging it in. <snip>”

This begs the question: clipped to what?!!

Maybe he was just re-charging her vibrator batteries and forgot she was using it.
:: bzzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzz …aaarrrggghhh, crackle, groan

Well, they were positioned ballast… so it’d have to be to something else.

Negative terminal and a grounded part of the engine.

The answer to that should be CLEAR!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha… :smack:

“Two in the pink, one in the stink?! That’s not how I do the shocker! I told her who’s in charge!”

The ladies at the gym always wondered why she had a + on one nipple and a - on the other…

Seriously, one of the biggest rules of e-stimming is “Keep it below the waist.” And this guy has learned why.

One time I was in Japan and went to a public bath. There were many different kinds of bathes: salted ones, colored ones, cold and hot ones, even one with an electical current running through it. The electricity was coming out of the walls on either side. I, being a curious fellow, decided to see how close I could get my dick to the wall and what the resulting sensation would be. Well let me tell you I didn’t feel shit! All that happened was my thighs clenched in pain and my teeth started vibrating.

I like electricity and think the idea of using it as a sex toy is kinda neat, but I dont see how it’s pleasurable. I dunno, maybe I’m just not keeping current?

Well, is it Alternating Current or Direct Current?

You mean she was the latest in a series?

…and hers should be “Shorty.” That is, if she had a life.

The response in this thread is truly reVolting. Has anyone thought about what might have happened to his family joules?