Ladies, how aware of penises are you?

[BigBertha]

@Zsofia

Well, now that I think about its really weird. These delivery guys who are exchanging the box spring they brought Thursday that was broken? Right here and now this second? These strangers in my house? Oh, god.

I went to a tanning place several years ago for maybe three months of temporary insanity. Sometimes I’d start giggling halfway through my session thinking about how all those people were naked. The dumb bodybuilders? Naked! The stupid sorority girls? All naked! When I was waiting for my turn I’d see everybody else come out and think, “You were naked! Ha!”

I was never naked when I tanned. if I had been, I’d have had a nice rash on my boobs instead of tan.

[BigBertha]

@elfkin477

Now, I don’t mean the penis or penises attached to men you’re interested in. What I’m asking is, how often are you aware that every man you met has one? Your annoying male boss has one. Your 90-year-old neighbor guy has one. Ryan Seacrest has one.

nope.

[LouisB]

Mine is dead. I try not to think of it. Nor anyone else’s.

[Anaamika]

I am fairly aware and sometimes it hits me. Whoa, that guy, that guy has a penis! Like a 3 YO.

[serious_lark]

Nope. Only if attached to male I’m interested in or male I want to hurt because he’s got poor aim and has left me a messy bathroom to clean.

[Ogre]

Not only do Ogres have layers, we have penises.

[Zsofia]

@BigBertha

@Zsofia

Well, now that I think about its really weird. These delivery guys who are exchanging the box spring they brought Thursday that was broken? Right here and now this second? These strangers in my house? Oh, god.

I went to a tanning place several years ago for maybe three months of temporary insanity. Sometimes I’d start giggling halfway through my session thinking about how all those people were naked. The dumb bodybuilders? Naked! The stupid sorority girls? All naked! When I was waiting for my turn I’d see everybody else come out and think, “You were naked! Ha!”

I was never naked when I tanned. if I had been, I’d have had a nice rash on my boobs instead of tan.

Well, I was naked. Naked! Tee hee!

ETA - tanning beds? Very cold.

[Rigamarole]

@LeeshaJoy

I think about it just as much as I think about the fact that the women I encounter on a daily basis all have vaginas.

i.e. somewhere between ‘very little’ and ‘not at all.’

Same first sentence here, but modify the second sentence to read “i.e. all the freakin’ time”

[Clothahump]

@InterestedObserver

Me. To quote Elaine, “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”

Don’t get me wrong, as a hetero female, I’m glad they DO, but…
Don’t think about it an inordinate amount, but yes, I ponder it from time to time, wonder how it’s hanging.

It’s hanging loose and swinging easy. :D:D

[Broomstick]

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about anyone’s genitalia, even my own. (I am blessed with largely low maintenance trouble-free reproductive organs. Yay!)

Probably the most time I think about men’s penises is when we are carrying/shifting around loads at work. That is because I hate to see a grown man curled up in a fetal position, crying. In other words, when I think about co-workers’ penises it is largely out of concern I don’t injure them by mishandling a piece of lumber or drywall.

[Maiira]

@Anaamika

I am fairly aware and sometimes it hits me. Whoa, that guy, that guy has a penis! Like a 3 YO.

Yup, I do this too. It almost always happens at work, for some reason.

Sometimes I’ll wonder if my coworkers shave down there. Mostly this happens with females, though there’s at least one dude that I have my suspicions about.

[elfkin477]

@Ogre

Not only do Ogres have layers, we have penises.

What, all of you? How do you reproduce, then?

[MeanOldLady]

@elfkin477

Ryan Seacrest has one.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t true.

[Inner_Stickler]

@WhyNot

Not very often. Although, living with nudists, it’s in my mind a little more often these days…mostly in the context of, “how do they SIT with those THINGS between their legs?” I’m imagining how it would feel to walk around and sit with, say a beanie baby 'twixt my nethers, and it just wouldn’t be at all comfortable!

And I have just as difficult a time imagining how comfortable boobs are. Needing bras to hold them in place. Knowing that the older I get, the saggier they get. Lying down and having them take a nap in my armpit. Flying every which way when I go running. No thank you.

As for penises, I’m usually only aware if it’s a hot guy.

[zoid]

@serious_lark

Nope. Only if attached to male I’m interested in or male I want to hurt because he’s got poor aim and has left me a messy bathroom to clean.

This could have gone so bad if you had left off the bathroom part.
Like…

@serious_lark

Nope. Only if attached to male I’m interested in or male I want to hurt because he’s got poor aim\

and now I have to wash my hair
or
I can’t see out of my left eye
or
my ear is all clogged up
etc…

[joyfool]

I do this sometimes and it suprises me too. Wow, he has a penis! It’s amazing really.

[elfkin477]

@Inner_Stickler

@WhyNot

Not very often. Although, living with nudists, it’s in my mind a little more often these days…mostly in the context of, “how do they SIT with those THINGS between their legs?” I’m imagining how it would feel to walk around and sit with, say a beanie baby 'twixt my nethers, and it just wouldn’t be at all comfortable!

And I have just as difficult a time imagining how comfortable boobs are. Needing bras to hold them in place. Knowing that the older I get, the saggier they get. Lying down and having them take a nap in my armpit. Flying every which way when I go running. No thank you.

You must be thinking of really big ones, because the average boob doesn’t do most of these things. Sure, they’ll all sag eventually, but most are too small to find your armpit, and too small to endanger yourself or others when running. Even with people getting fatter, the average breast size is only a C (now average is 36C vs 34B before the mid-90s - info for guys: that means the average measurement around the chest under the breast increased 2" and the largest part of the bust 1"). Cs generally aren’t that unruly.

[matt_mcl]

Also, not every man has one. Not even every man was born with one.

[BrotherCadfael]

@Zsofia

@WhyNot

Not very often. Although, living with nudists, it’s in my mind a little more often these days…mostly in the context of, “how do they SIT with those THINGS between their legs?” I’m imagining how it would feel to walk around and sit with, say a beanie baby 'twixt my nethers, and it just wouldn’t be at all comfortable!

Bwahahaha - a beanie baby! God, that’s funny.

I do think about it when, say, I go horseback riding with my boyfriend - where does he put it? How annoying it must be to have some giblet thing swinging away down there, knocking into things, getting sweaty - I’m so glad I haven’t got one. (Except for, say, peeing behind a tree. And getting a job. So that’s two situations out of my whole life where I’d trade. Not a bad deal.)

It’s actually not BETWEEN, you know - it’s attached slightly in front.

[WhyNot]

@BrotherCadfael

It’s actually not BETWEEN, you know - it’s attached slightly in front.

Well, I know. But when they sit…I suppose if you grow up with one, you know how not to sit on your balls, but I’m rather clueless about the mechanics.

(And I have size OMG breasts, and they don’t nestle in my armpits when I sleep. They’re trying to make a dash for the sides and I age, true, but they don’t make it to the armpit. Running down hill is a bitch in anything less supportive than a canvas corset with steel stays, I’ll admit.)