New to TSD, how do I reply to somebodies post? I’m trying, but it doesn’t post under the one I’m commenting on.
Meh, I actually don’t notice mine all that much. The only time I was acutely aware of them in normal, everyday situations (outside of sex) was when they were first developing–that shit HURTS. Every time there was an impact to my chest, even the slightest brush (which happens more often than you’d think), there would be pain. Oh, there would be pain. It was quite distracting while playing sports in gym class.
Now that I’m older and the girls are less sensitive, they’re just sort of there. They’re not heavy, and the only time they really flop around is when I’m not wearing a bra. And I actually find it weirder to not wear a bra than to wear one (though I wouldn’t sleep in one).
Keep in mind, though, that I’m a B-cup, so I can’t speak for every female on the subject. I understand that disproportionately large breasts can cause back pain, among other things.
Okay, now that some women have answered, I can explain the similar thing I experience. It isn’t that a guy has a penis, because, honestly, I don’t care. But sometimes I see a man and a woman in a situation that could or could not be sexual, and I find myself remembering that there should be an easy way to find out. (And then I remember that, when I was younger especially, that was not necessarily a good indicator)
It never does, when you want to reply to something specific use the “quote” button on the one you’re replying to (and please, if it’s long, chop off most of it). If you want to reply to several, use "+, "+, "+… and then quote for the last one.
Actually, I’m a guy, and I haven’t experienced this, and don’t know what you’re talking about. Of course, I’ve never sat on a vinyl couch naked, which I imagine is needed for this. What happens?
My partner is 6’10", and his penis is more than proportional to his height. I am ***ALWAYS ***seeing people check him out, and I love it when I’m obviously catching them in the act. And by the way, straight guys do it as much as anyone else.
I’m glad somebody mentioned this. I’d never get anything done if I thought about every woman’s vagina. The obviousness of women’s breasts is enough of a problem. If I started to consider every other body part of people I see, there wouldn’t be enough time in the day.
How about 3?
I’ve had dreams about this . . . one for peeing and a larger one for sex. It eliminates the problem of peeing with an erection (which I can do, but most guys can’t).
I imagine they mean a body part would stick painfully to the couch, but that doesn’t make sense if the “boy parts rise to the top whilst sitting” thing in the other thread is true.
Unless the couch is metaphorical, and they mean how your dangly bits could stick to your leg like your legs do to a hot vinyl car seat? Boobs do the same thing, though (not necessarily to each other, but to your ribcage. a good reason not to go braless in the summer humidity if you’re a C-cup or higher), so I’m not sure why you’d need to ask a male friend to understand the phenomena of body parts sticking uncomfortably to each other.
This thread is funny. It makes me aware that I rarely think about vaginas, unless I’m watching porn or with a woman I really like. Even if I’m on a date, it’s rare for me to think that she has a vagina. I’ll be aware that she has breasts and buttocks, but not a vagina. Weird.
But now I’m thinking about the women in my office. All of them. I’ll be in my bunk, with brain bleach.
I think this is the closest I can reconstruct the monologue . . .
Hmmmm . . . lalalalalala . . . man . . . MAN . . . penis!
Penis.
I miss penis. Boy, penis sure is fun. Fun fun fun penis. Bouncy, squeezable, tasty penis. sigh I miss penis. No penis for me.
WHAT’S A WOMAN GOT TO DO TO GET SOME PENIS AROUND HERE?!
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What? Uh . . . nothing. Nothing at all. No just . . . woolgathering.
Penises at eye level?! Where do you work? and are you hiring?
Perhaps SP2263 is merely very short.
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I have been single and celibate for a long time. I am extremely aware of penises and – quite possibly like many men – look at the opposite sex and envision almost every guy I see in a sexual situation, including appendage size and technique.
Or she could install flooring.