Ladies, please don't lose your minds now

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inigo will be available to the public as of Monday, August 25th.

Holding my breath. I move in to my new base of operations on June 28th (6 days after I turn 41) and then, only a couple short and sunny months later, I will be as free as I can be of my manipulative and much maligned (deservedly) bride. Yes, I served her once before, but withdrew when she begged & promised. This time, however, she is totally on board with the plan and actually helped me shop for my new digs! She’ll make a great GF for someone with unlimited patience and an iron ego.

I have already had friends do double takes when they’ve seen me this past week–I don’t normally smile and laugh this much. Well, I used to.

Holy MOther Of Gawd, I’m Back!

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Welcome back, sir. It’s good to see that the changes in your life have been positive.

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For those about to rock, we salute you. Good on you my man.

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You were only mostly dead. You go Inigo!

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Good. I’ve watched you struggle with your marriage for lo these many years, and I’m glad it’s going to have some resolution. You’re a good man- good luck to you and your family.

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If I were anywhere near, I’d buy you a drink to celebrate. :wink:

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So, wait, you’re still into WOMEN???

Damn :wink:

Congrats on your well-deserved freedom and I truly wish you the best for this new chapter of your life :smiley:

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<files this important bit of info away for later, when I’m single, too…>

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Well, good for you. Sounds like you could use a little positive in your life.

Congrats!

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Oh good, Inigo. Anything that helps you move forward is a Good Thing.

I wish you the best for you and your kids.

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WoooooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Good luck in your new life. :slight_smile:

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Congrats, happy hunting and all that. Get right back on the horse, that’s the ticket.

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Does this mean no more squid swallowing? :frowning:
Congratulations, and welcome back.

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You liked me for my MIND?!

Be happy. :slight_smile:

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Well Done Sir.

Congratulations, felicitations, and happy bathroom sink & closet reclaimations to you…

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Is she hot?

:wink:

Congratulations on your emancipation!

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Doesn’t matter, read the fine print on your user agreement. You’re totally not allowed to sleep with a fellow Doper’s ex. That’s a banning.

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No, I think you mean ‘thats a Banner’ as in large green Hulk-like ex.

“You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. And darn near everything makes her angry.”