19 & 20 yr old’s style?
I posted this in another thread but I think it’s applicable here as well…
Who would send pictures of thier boobs to some random person on the internet?
Someone who really needs attention?
You’d be surprised… I’ve received booby-photos (and more, in one case) from at least three women I’ve talked to only on the internet, all three times completely unsolicited. They knew I was married and not interested in anything “extracurricular,” and they sent them anyway. And in all cases, I’m fairly sure they were genuine… as in, not photos of someone else, or faked pictures.
I guess it’s easier to send pictures like that to some anonymous, faceless person on the other end of an e-mail than it is to actually go out and meet someone for real.
Still, while I appreciated the eye-candy, I found it somewhat disturbing, probably for the same reasons you do, Opal. All the photos wound up in the virtual circular file.
Actually I don’t find it disturbing, I was just making a funny. I guess you would have to know more of my history to “get it”… I used to be a topless dancer, so “showing boobies” = “who cares” to me, and so it would be ironic for me to express confusion here. Yeah it wasn’t very funny, I know. It is really late though, so I have a good excuse.
Ah, sorry Opal… late here too, so hopefully I have a good excuse for being dense.
As to the OP, I wonder why you don’t just go read your spam e-mail. I get pictures of boobies in there almost nightly, and I never even had to beg for them.
'Course, I’d rather go check out my wife’s… I even get to touch those. Sometimes, anyway.
Judging from jjimm’s moderate success so far, I will now suggest “Ladies, Please Email Me Pictures of Your Boobies” as a username for Dopers who are thinking of changing theirs. Imagine how much photographic evidence such a person could gather.
JJIMM: Check your e-mail
Gosh, thanks, spogga. You’re not bad looking for a bloke!
BTW, for those who are freaked by this thread - it was started as a silly joke, not an act of boobie-seeking desperation - there’s boobies galore out there on the big wide internet if I should need a fix. My wife is indeed gorgeous, and I’m very happy with her. It is, however, a sad fact that most straight men can never get enough of looking at different boobies.
Go for it.
what?
JJIMM: You daft sod!!
Because of my charm, wit, charisma,devil may care attitude (and modesty) I already have been e-mailed from all over the place by women just longing to get their hands on my credentials.
Don’t bugger it up, that wasn’t me :o
“credentials” I like that, mind if I use it?
Actually I can clarify on this point, although it’s not as randy as you might hope - the whole nipplage changes drastically with pregnancy, becoming darker and much, much larger. Start off with half-dollars and nine months later you’ve got saucers up there. While the size does decrease over time, the darkening never goes away. Or so they tell me, I’m just starting month 5 of my first pregnancy.
Oh, and jjimm, don’t be ashamed - while my boobage is outstanding, my darling Hubby still feels compelled to glance at other chests. I figure it’ll be a handy senility check some years down the road.
SENDER: Feel free
JJIMM: Check mail…again
Hmm… my nipples didn’t change perceptably with pregnancy.
Mine did.
Oh wait… you’re talking about your own pregnancy, arentcha?
Yeah? So how much of the total boobie life-span is used for said purpose? A few months to a coupl’a years. The rest of the time their main purpose is lovely adornments, suitable for gawking at. You rather us fellows start thinking of them like umbrellas - just equipment to be lugged around until and in case they’re needed?
Yes, I realize this strict utilitarian description could also apply to penises. But let’s stay on topic, hm?
They can be quite handy as weapons as well.
As weapons??! What the hell are you doing with them? Do bullets shoot out of the nipples like with the fem-bots in Austin Powers? Mine have many uses - as a handy place to rest my pint, for one - but I’ve never been able to use them as weapons.
I found a good way to get pics of doper boobies was to start a thread and webpage devoted to Doper pics