I’m preparing for my midlife crisis.
I’ve done every stereotypical thing I can think of, from purchasing special Hanes underpants (they’re special because they’re new), to getting a much-too-young-for-me hairstyle, to shopping for non-practical but flashy cars.
Okay, so a new car would be over the top. I am thinking the next best thing would be to smell like I should own a nice car. I mean, if my gold ♂ necklace doesn’t catch your eye, my musk should.
Axe is out. Tag is out. High Karate, Sex Panther, out. What’s in?
FTR, I like a very understated smell. I get easily offended by someone swimming in it, and I imagine most people do, too.