All of these guys remind me of someone I actually know, or once knew, and so my impressions will probably be completely off the mark:
#1 - frat guy that’s just been dumped by his girlfriend. His eyes make him look so sad. Makes me want to give him a teddy bear.
#2 is smart and works too hard. There’s something playful about him, though. He’s probably one of these guys that will be running the company by the time he’s 30 but after hours likes to go out swing dancing.
#3 kind of reminds me of a sleazy defense attorney, yet he has a soft spot for puppies. The hair suggests that he has some kind of “extreme” hobby: maybe paintball?
#4 is a pisher. Mooches money off of his girlfriend and whines a lot, and can’t say anything without being sarcastic. (That’s a really bad facial expression he’s got there. I wonder if my impression of him would be totally different if it was just a normal look, without the sun in his eyes.) #1 is the cutest in the face but I think #2 has the overall “package.” #3 is more my “type” though, physically, so I’d probably be most attracted to him, plus an afternoon with me and my paintball gun in the woods would wipe that somewhat arrogant look off of his face.
1)Looks like one of the guys from my college English classes. Cute enough and probably a nice guy overall, but not really my type. The whole fraternity/Abercrombie and Fitch thing is something I just find off-putting.
2)I like the cute-nerd thing he’s got going, but what the hell is he doing with his hand? His blazer’s a little weird, too. I like the glasses, though.
3)It’s hard to say - that’s a really bad picture, and I’m willing to bet he takes better ones. But from that picture, not someone I’d want to spend time with.
4)Definitely takes better pictures than this - no one looks particularly attractive while squinting. I wouldn’t want to pass any judgment based on this one shot.
If I had to rank them, 2 would be my favorite, then 1, then 3. I’m leaving 4 out for now because I can’t tell what he looks like from that picture. Unless he’s always squinting, in which case he should consider corrective lenses.
When you say “ladies” in the OP, you really mean “ladies and men,” right?
If so:
Guy #1: He looks sad, and needs cheering up. Poor guy. I do like the forearms, though, but he needs to decide if he wants the beard or if he’s going to go shave.
Guy #2: I am really thrown off by the way he’s looking at me. He looks intelligent, though, which is a plus.
Guy #3: This guy wins. He’s got the glasses and facial hair, AND is in a suit type thing. And the cocky smirk doesn’t bother me at all. In fact, I think it’s kind of cute.
Guy #4: I am oddly repulsed by him, and can’t figure out why. Maybe the hair, maybe the look. Or it may be the weird squint.
#1 Looks young, probably younger than he really is. The necklace/college shirt isn’t helping. #2 Nicely dressed, but those glasses don’t suit his face shape. #3 The suit and glasses and slight mischevious look work. #4 Needs a better picture, the squint is no good. He looks friendly and approachable though.
Well, all of these guys are “attractive enough.” None of them would be out of the running with me based on looks.
In order of attractiveness to me
actually looks rather like my husband, enough like him that I find myself assuming he designs software.
2)cute, comes off as older than he probably is, probably because of the glasses
3)cute, but like most of the other responders, the frat boy thing and the sad eyes thing don’t really do it for me
4)cute
is probably most my type physically - he has a cute face, and looks like he’s neither extremely athletic or overweight (I like bellies!). He also looks like he needs a hug though, so really he gets more of a motherly feeling from me. I want to comfort him and make him cookies or something.
is attractive, but not at all my type. He’s dressed well, but a little too metrosexual for me. He looks intelligent, and he’d probably be a good conversationalist.
is the least attractive to me. He looks like he’d be an attractive older man if he wasn’t trying so hard to look young. The goatee needs to go, and he should cut his hair. He looks like he’s trying to attract younger women, but doesn’t quite know how to do it.
looks like a smartass, but I like smartasses, so we’d be friends. He’s cute, but not my type.
Cute, but for some reason looks a bit “fratty”. It’s probably the sweatshirt. And he does indeed look sad. I like the sad look, for some reason.
I think this guy’s yummy, but that’s my opinion. His glasses suit him, I think. I actually may be the only one who likes his glasses, and how he’s adjusting them. I also like the “intense” look.
Looks a bit cocky, and for some reason, looks like he’d be an ass. I don’t know why. Like he’d tell bad jokes and then say he was just kidding.
He’s ok, but I know that if I were to see another picture of him, I’d like him better. The squinting in the sun sort of makes it hard for me to understand his eyes, if you know what I mean.
Young, nice-looking guy. He’s the closest to my “type” coloring-wise, but a little stockier than I usually like.
Nice-looking guy
Unfortunately for this guy, he reminds me of an asshole I think I know or have seen on TV. I’m having a hard time looking past that. Maybe it’s the expression on his face. Each time I look at him I like him less, so moving on…
Again, not a bad looking guy. The sun-in-the-eyes squint is throwing his looks off.
So three of them seem to be regular, okay looking guys. None of the pictures really do anything for these guys.
On to read other poster opinions.
(when I first saw #4 I thought to myself that’s what I always thought Satisfying Andy Licious would look like…)
Unfortunately with no real life interaction I fear my reactions are largely based on clothing. #1. Looks worried. Dressed like an aging fratboy. Looks like a regular guy. Could be as smart as Stephen Hawking, though. Needs to shave. Don’t like the idea of tucked-in crew shirts. #2. Of the four I’d be most attracted ot this one, at first sight. Looks like a sharp guy, but again, that’s all based on dress. Could be a moron poser. Nice coat. #3. He seems to be going for a look that’s slightly younger than he’s capable of pulling off. Would look in perfect place at a humanities departmental party-- sort of 40s professional. Hate his tie, a lot. Needs to give up on the goatee. #4. Something about this guy says “English,” “gay American college student,” or “lacrosse fan”. He’d be my second choice-- maybe I just don’t like facial hair. Looks pretty normal. His dress doesn’t seem to be trying to project anything in particular.
So what’s the experiment/ hypothesis? You gonna come clean at some point?
Guy #1 reminds me of a cousin of mine. I wouldn’t consider dating him because he looks way too young for me, but I like his eyes.
Guy #2 does strike me as a little odd, but I can’t say exactly why. Not unattractive, pretty ordinary, seems like some melange of non-European ethnicities. He’s the most attractive of the bunch to me.
Guy #3 gives me the creeps. He looks like he’s in the costume of an older and more respectable man. The hair and the tie are both terrible, terrible errors.
Note: Am I insane, or do guys 1-3 have oddly enlarged earlobes?
Guy #4 looks like a nice guy, but also looks a little too normal.
If I had to rate them in order of attractivness, I’d go: 2,4,1,3.
#1 – Looks like the kind of guy who is horribly embarassed by his friends at parties when they pat you on the ass and tell you to get them another beer, yet doesn’t have the balls to say anything to them about being jerks. May apologize later if you have a class with him. Probably likes to cuddle but won’t admit it. Cute enough.
#2 – Actually, these are the droids I’m looking for. Meh on looks.
#3 – Weird haircut. Reminds me of the Jostens rep from when I was a yearbook editor. That guy was really condescending and fakefakefake.
#4 – The cutest of the four, I think. Looks like he’s pretty sarcastic, but expects his friends to be as well. Probably dances well. By dance I mean swing or Latin or ska/punk, but not club.
Overall, these guys are all very average. I am curious about what kind of experiment Mr. Thunder is conducting, though.
They’re all OK looking, but the only one that really stands out to me is number 4 and that’s because he looks like he could be Michael Madsen’s (sp?) little brother.