Heh… 
None of them do a huge amount for me, but they are all too young. None of them are bad looking either!
Which one is you, then??
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Looks like he just found out he failed final. But the sad feeling is fleeting because tonight he’ll be hitting the bong and doing shots of Jagermeister with his buddies. He’s sensitive when he’s alone with his girlfriend, but can be a bit chauvenistic with his pals. Looks alone: cute teddy bear. Needs to lose the necklace. Would clean up well.
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Ahhhhh! He’s trying to read my mind/will me to be attracted to him. He’s smart, and is usually working with older people. He’s not as boisterous as his friends when he goes out. Looks alone: he’s the most stylish of the four. He takes care of himself, and it shows. Very nice.
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He says things to his female coworkers that are just this side of sexual harrassment. He takes long lunches, and otherwise pushes the limits at work. He’s charming to the ladies and they fall for it… Until they get to know the real guy. Keep in mind that if he were in jeans and a t shirt, my take would be completely different. Come to think of it, he looks like he’d rather not be wearing that suit. Maybe that’s the vibe I’m getting. Looks alone: More attractive if he’d cut the hair and lose the goatee. Bad tie.
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Goes to see Rev. Horton Heat every time they’re in town. He can be goofy and nerdy, but he’s a smart ass, through and through. But not to the extent that he’s obnoxious. He’s funny, and always in motion. He’s very sweet and falls in love hard. He’s romantic and considerate and would pull out all the stops for the girl he’s in love with. Looks to be a “just because” man. I want to snuggle with this guy. Looks alone: His hair is just dying to be played with. Needs to iron his shirt, and smile. JThunder, does he have any tattoos?
Oh- you will tell us which one is you, right?
Guy #1: Just one of the guys. Has a nice, affable way about him.
Guy #2: Cute! Attractive, but not “I’m so gorgeous” attractive.
Guy #3: Another “just one of the guys.” Has a quirk about him, like he might be trouble (in a good or bad way—not sure).
Guy #4: Nice guy, looks approachable, like he’d be a fun person to hang out with.
All these guys are nice-looking, with Guy #2 being the most attractive to my tastes.
#4 does indeed have tattoos. Some of your other comments are also surprisingly on-target.
And no, I’m not saying IF any of these pics are mine, or which ones, as this would bias the results. (Note some of the disparaging remarks made about each one of these guys, for example.) I’ll be posting some further pics in the future, and at least one of them will be my own pic – but only because I happened to have plenty of pictures of myself.
WooHoo! My boy has tatts!!! You MUST tell me which of my comments were right. Email me if you like. I promise I won’t spoil the experiment. And by the way, if any of these guys is you, we’ve got another hottie doper!
#1. College kid. Picture taken at his mom’s or some girl’s house ( noting wallpaper in the background.) He looks pensive and unsure. Nice average looks.
#2: College graduate, guessing by the partial ring seen in the picture. ( could be military too, but he doesn’t have the " I’ll shit down your neck" look about him. Nice, clean cut . Hottest guy of the bunch.
#3. Corporate drone looking for an end to the meeting/confo or possibly the bar. Needs a haircut and new tie.
#4: Was the next choice after Anthony Michael Hall in " Pretty in Pink". Speaks l33k.
I didn’t read through the thread first and these are my immediate impressions.
#1) Cute young guy. Too young for me to connect with in any other than a motherly way. He could be one of my son’s buddys.
#2) Very attractive. Seems intelligent and somewhat serious and intense. I would definately flirt with him at a party. Try to tease him a bit and get him to loosen up.
#3) Unfortunate picture – makes him look like a slightly shady salesman. Good looking, though. I like the gray hair. I’d talk to him and try to see whether or not he was really as smarmy as his photo.
#4) Another young, cute guy. Again, too young for me to connect with in an other-than-mom fashion.
#1 - Stubborn, has a temper, and doesn’t understand when people use analogies in an argument. However, I would totally do him, just couldn’t stand to be in a relationship with him.
#2 - Thinks he’s wittier than he really is, would make me roll my eyes a lot and think “was that supposed to be clever?”
#3 - Somewhat arrogant, but probably covering up insecurity. Would tell bad jokes and be a little condescending to women.
#4 - Grew up with money, and can be a bit stuck up.
They all look pretty “normal” to me. Not ohmygodhe’ssoGORGEOUS, not ewwwwwCH!
Are they candid pictures? The only one that looks like may have posed is 3.
1.- Was looking down, then someone said “hey dude” and he looked up but not all the way, which makes him look tired. The only one whose clothing would be completely inadequate for an interview, plus he could use a shave (sorry, unemployed and jobsearching seems to be running in the background 150% of the time).
2.- About to take his glasses off, but it kind of makes him look like he’s casting for an Asian Prof. Xavier. Like the open-collar and jacket combo (I’m an engineer so I prefer casual clothes)
3.- OK, who let this guy in here? With THAT much of a stiff-suit, he’s got to be either from Sales or Finance. Tie is kind of flashy so I bet Sales (do I win anything?). The hair makes him look older than he is and he needs combing.
4.- “Sun hurts my eyes… is that a camera?” He’d look much better if he laid off the gel, maybe just go for a brand that doesn’t look so ‘solid’.
JThunder, are you eventually going to tell us what this is all about? You’ve piqued my curiosity.
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Hate, hate his clothing, especially the necklace. Has sad puppy-dog eyes. Could be nice enough, I guess.
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This guy makes me smile everytime I see him. Looks playful and fun.
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Looks tired or bored. “Go ahead, snap the picture already.”
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Reminds me of a friend’s husband. Very nice guy.
Here are my takes:
#1: This pic screams “stereotypical frat guy.” Looks a little like Phil Collins’s younger brother. He also looks like he’s sitting on a toilet (that was my first impression when I saw the pic). Looks like he’d be sweet but maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He’s probably fun at parties and likes sports. Nice eyes.
#2: This guy looks like he’s in IT/computers. I work with several engineers who resemble this guy (not his specific appearance, but the type). He looks like a nice guy, smart, fun to talk to if you’re geeky (like me) but maybe a little too intense. He probably works lots of overtime. He’s the most attractive of the four to me.
#3. Smug. Sleazy. Kind of reminds me of Scott Peterson. He looks like he’s in sales or finance or marketing, and probably plays golf. Not unattractive, but definitely not my type. He looks like he knows something, and maybe not a nice something.
- Opie, is that you? This guy looks like one of those folks who looks better in person than in photos (I’m one of these people too, so I sympathize). The pic makes him look a little smarmy (I agree with the previous poster who said “Eddie Haskell”) but I could also see him as more of an “innocent” type who just happens to be squinting into the sun. Part of the impression comes from his shirt–I think he’d look tougher wearing a black T-shirt. He looks like a nice guy.
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Seems like a typical Jersey boy–funny and acerbic. Good looking face, but too chubby for my taste. I dislike the clothes. A “regular guy.”
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Hate the jacket. Hate the hand gesture. Hate the expression. Love the guy. He’s hot. Is he Filipino?
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He just seems like he’d be unethical. He’s definitely some kind of salesman, probably a salesman of “financial products.” Yecch. He’s not ugly, but definitely unattractive.
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Abbie got it right. He’s a pisher. An arrogant, smarmy, conceited ass. For some reason, he just screams “jerk.”
If I had to choose a blind date based on these pictures alone–#2 is obviously my first choice, then #1. I’d be willing to take a chance on #3, just in case my impression is very wrong. I’d be reluctant to even give #4 a chance until I learned more about him.
#1. College frat-boy, either current or in the past. Looks like he’s had his feelings hurt or is confused. Needs a better haircut and wardrobe. Would be MUCH cuter if he smiled!
#2. Is it a mind-meld, or a salute? No real impression leaping off the photo to me.
#3. “Yeah, I’m a stud. Look at me. I’m successful.”
#4. Decent guy out in the sun with his friends. Kinda preppy. Thinks he’s cute.
None of these pictures evoke any emotion or thought from me… perhaps if I could hear them speak?
I know too damn many people… too many fluctuations in personality, appearances… nobody is ever what they seem, so I stopped trying to figure it out 
None of them really look like my type based on those images alone, but I could maybe change my mind about #2 and #3 if I had more pics or knew something about their personality, and they were a bit younger/closer to my age. #3 looks like he could either be a really funny guy with a quirky sense of humour, or a complete and total jackass, and #2 doesn’t really say much about his personality at all from his pic. He just looks like he was posing.
#1 and #4 are just totally not my type at all. #1 looks like a sports fan, and that’s like the one thing I absolutely can’t stand or even feign interest in, #4 looks like he plays golf, which counts as a sport.
Bandwidth exceeded, I’ll try to play tomorrow… 
And people say guys judge too much based on appearance.
Are we going to find out what exactly this is all about?
I gots too know!