hillbilly queen I think Tuckerfan was just teasing you a bit…
Anyhoo - I’ve been in this situation before. Go very slow. Make sure the lady is REALLY aroused, and try lying on your sides facing each other, or spooning - you can get very pleasant stimulation, without a tonne of thrusting, as is usual with missionary, doggy style, etc.
I would recommend, for some woman anyhow, that if you’re into it, start off with oral sex for both of you to the point of orgasm. She will be very relaxed (which for me makes a difference, anyhow) and in my experience, erection #2 is never quite as big and hard as erection #1 - this may minimize your problem a tad.
Al. 
Oh, I forgot my smilie 
If there’s one thing I’ve learned during the short time I’ve been here, It’s that you can be as rude as you want to, as long as you have Mr. Smilie there so everyone will know your just kidding.
How cynical you two are! There are instances where you can have too much of a good thing. For example I have had women tell me that the box of Godiva’s I gave them was too rich for their delicate tummies, or that the dinner at Letuce and Broadway show afterwards was too much activity for one day, or that the Bosendorfer Grand with the black mirror lacquer finish was just too big for their little apartment, or that the deep muscle massage with warm scented oils I gave then was simply too relaxing. How dare you accuse Tuckerfan of using this as a size queen pickup thread! It’s just too much!
I’m just jealous! ;
Seriously… I run shrieking into the night. 
Like I’ve said before, sex is so much more enjoyable when one partner doesn’t feel like a pig roasting on spike…
BTW shouldn’t it be “What a wanker you have, Tucker”?
Hmm. Been there, married that
Actually, he’s not overwhelming, just a tad on the large size for me. (You’d think I’d be used to it by now, but I’m not - we still have to start out very slowly every time, no matter how extended the foreplay is). Your SOP is it, Tucker - go slow, and take your time. And alice-in-wonderland hit on another one, too - the lying on your sides position works very well.
I bet I could find ya
I’m not sure about the oyster, but CAT stands for “coital alignment technique”. Do a Google search, I’ll need to go take a cold shower if I think about it long enough to try to describe it
The oyster position is when a woman crosses her legs behind her head whilst lying on her back.
Apparently…
Not so small that it feels like a tic tac’s entering my nethers, and not so large that I feel compelled to throw it over my shoulder and burp it.
You’re right motherfuc%er.
eeeeewwwww. creepy.:eek:
Wow! Let’s see here, women are always complaining that men aren’t sensative to their needs, I go and post a thread asking for advice on how to make sex better for my partner, and it winds up being a pile on! Uh, ladies, if you’ve ever wondered why men are such assholes, I think I’ve found your answer!
Notice, if you will, how many of the other guys who posted that they’re rather large have started threads asking what I’ve asked.
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My point, exactly. I’m foolish enough to ask for advice, whilst none of the others are (and no doubt they’re a lurkin’ on this thread, furiously scribbling down the advice I’ve been given, whilst laughing at the poor schmuck who actually had the balls to ask).
Ladies, I thank you for your advice.
Only a reference to the proximity of our respective locations, not a plot to start stalking anybody.