See here’s the thing. Being the apitamy of male vigour as I am (insert vomit here) I can’t help but feel like a wimp when I take my panties off (take that as a cute slur on the original “pants” term, not for what it really sounds like).
But to delve further into my obsession, you have to understand one thing. It’s not about my penis. READ: IT’S NOT ABOUT MY PENIS. No, amazingly… I’m about the only guy (or so apparently I’m told) who thinks about his LEGS more than women do (about thier own legs, not mine).
I have this annoying little thought in the back of my mind that my legs are far too (I can’t even say the word, so I’ll just allow my comforters the pleasure of finishing off the word) P-U-N… (OH THE SHAME! THE SHAME OF IT ALL!)…
I can’t stand it (no pun intended here). I feel as though as soon as I unzip my pants, the women will scream "Oh Xavier… what a big… OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THOSE PEGS!!! HA HA HA HA!!! THEY’RE LIKE ELONGATED TIC-TACS!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You can tell from the “Ha’s” that this thing has been torturing me for some while now. But what do you think? What do you girls prefer in a man’s legs? And if you had to choose, which would it be - skinny or chunky legs? And what about the fella’s? Do you prefer to have Schwartzenegger-esque calves or are you more happier with the slinky look?
Personally I don’t see how the heck anyone would like slender legs. My current g-f (I hate to call her SO, we aren’t really there yet) says she likes my legs b/c they remind her of tasty chicken wings. You can see the source of my psychological torment here.
An interesting fact to consider is that men, on average, have thinner legs than women. (Cite unavailable, but I’m sure I could pull it up on request)
Myself, I prefer slightly muscular legs (not brawly, thick tree-trunks), but I certainly wouldn’t mind being with a thin-legged man. On the Importance of Male Traits list, legs to me fall somewhere between “weight of brain” and “color of nose hair”. I’m sure your girlfriend (as well as many other girls) think your legs are just perfect.
Well, Stonebow is a happily married hubby. He’s stopped really thinking about working out, except to lament his physique of 6 years ago. His legs are beautifully chunky…very stout looking, but not muscled. And covered with gorgeous black hair over his cafe au lait skin…sigh (he’s Indo-Caribbean), but don’t take that as a preference over other types of legs. I’m quite certain I’d love my husband’s legs no matter what shape they were, or if they weren’t there at all.
For just physical beauty, though? I’ll have to go with meaty, but not looking like you’ve spent all your spare time at the gym.
Since I like my men on the cuddly-teddy bear side, their legs need to work with that. But of all the things about a man I notice, legs don’t show too high on the list.
FYI - If you’ve gotten to the point where panties are flying across the room, you don’t have to worry about your legs. If someone points and giggles (at anything) during an intimate moment, it’s time for a new partner.
I like skinny legs, mostly because I like skinny guys. My last boyfriend’s legs looked like hairy toothpicks. Did I gaze at them lustily? No, but that’s because I’m not a leg girl. I’m much more into torsos. So count me as a vote for thin gams for guys.
It was disgusting. His legs ended up looking all deformed and ugly. Later, they showed him with his new legs, and he was wearing really long shorts, (and also white socks and sandals, but that is beside the point) so it didn’t really matter, you couldn’t see his legs anyway, so why did he get the stupid implants?
Bigger legs. But, then, I tend to prefer somewhat bigger guys. I mean, yeah, I lust after the punk rock toothpicks of this world, but if I’m gonna get nekkid with a guy, I’d prefer that he had a little somethin’ to him.
Wow, everyone’s been so nice so far, but you asked for the truth, and the truth is I can’t stand bird legs! Bigger is better. Why do I work out on one of the same three machines every time I go to the gym? So I can ogle the big meaty guys working on their legs (and arms, and abs, and…)
But, like SouthernSky pointed out, if you have gotten to the flying panty stage the girl you’re with probably doesn’t care.
Well, I’m off to the gym now. Bye!
I like a man with a bit of meat on his bones… but, if you’re in love with him, it really doesnt matter too much what his legs are like - you’re gonna love them anyway !!!
