…okay, this is incredibly shallow, but I gotta know: who of you out there has the best legs? Doesn’t have to be model quality necessarily…smoothness, color, etc. all count. I’m hoping that at least a couple of ladydopers look past the shameless, insipidly sexist nature of this thread and confirm my suspicions (and hopes).
I do.
No details, no descriptions; it’s just a fact.
“Ego much?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Well, my nickname was “Legs” for many a year…
No one’s ever called me legs, but when I asked my boyfriend once what the first thing he noticed about me was, he said “Your legs.”
On the other hand, I did follow the question up with “And don’t say my chest!”
Oh, you’re all sadly mistaken…I have the best legs here…nothing beats hairy thighs.
My desk has very good legs. Sturdy, wide, firm. Nice grain. With an impressive crosspiece.
Sorry for the hijack, but I just have to ask this:
Why was it OK for him to notice and appreciate one physical attribute (your legs), but unacceptable to say the same about your chest?
Why is it so common for women to be offended that men are interested in their breasts, but other parts are OK to notice? This has long puzzled me.
Again, sorry for the hijack.
Well, but Badge-I don’t have your clothes, and besides you spelled my name wrong.
But to get back to the OP, I have the best legs ever. My mom always said so, and she never, ever told a lie. And she wasn’t biased, either.
Scotti
Well, mainly because in this case, I was teasing him based on the rest of the conversation we’d been having, in which breasts figured prominently
As for women taking offense at notice of breasts vs. legs, I can only speak for myself and tell you that the comments I’ve gotten now and then about my legs were complimentary, whereas the ones strangers have offered about my chest were lewd. Like when I was 13 and at Great Adventure in Jersey, and some guy yelled “Look at the boobs on that one!”
So ends my own hijack, and back to the thread we go.
I have the best legs, of course! [I can’t back that up]
I am so thankful for this thread…I have the best legs in the known universe.
My calves are so large, when I wear a certain pair of pants, they climb up my legs when I walk…really. My manly calves flex (of course) when I walk. The pants are boot cut or something goofy like that.
At one end of the hall, I’m wearing pants. By the time I get to the other end of the hall, it looks like I’m wearing denim Bermuda shorts.
Just call me Jethro.
I’d have to say not me!
Hey, I won the Beautiful Legs contest in college! Therefore I must have the best legs.
(Awright, I admit it was just a fundraiser for the cycling team. Everybody had a picture taken of their legs, and we set up a table in the middle of campus with the pictures, and a jar in front of each picture. People “voted” by throwing money in the jars. My jar collected the most money, so I won. This guy named Chris actually had better legs, but he wasn’t the social animal I was, so he got less money in his jar.)
No-one’s legs can compare to Lola’s. They are long and dark and the four inch scar on one ankle is a reminder me how lucky I am to have her and the baby here. The scar doesn’t detract from her lusciousness one bit either.
“Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken” is something I get a lot.
What’s sexist about it? Bodies are neat.
The best pair of legs I’ve ever seen were attached to a model in an art class I was taking at HCC. She was, apparently, a dancer, who had put on a few pounds in the off season. Amazing mix of muscle and softness. Very smooth and feminine one moment, then she’d move, and was all edges and shadow. Quite spectacular. Her back was the same way.
Never was able to caputure that on paper, though.
Unfortunatly, I was never able to think of a way to ask her out without looking like a total perv. (Gimme a break. I was 18)
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Nothing beats a great pair of legs. Slaping them gently with a ruler is another matter.
For manly legs, I’ve got the best ones around. 9 years of soccer, 4 years of cross country, 3 years of rugby and 6 years of the Marine Corps plus 21 years of bicycling 19 years of snow skiing tends to define and build ones legs nicely. I’ve been able to press the entire stack (universal machine, but better than nothing) since early high school. The problem with this is that I sometimes cannot find pants that fit in the waist that also have enough room in the legs since my waist is ~34" and my thights are each about 28"…calves are huge too, but not body builder/freakishly large.
My ex-fiancee had some incredible legs, too. She was a dancer, a dance instructor and a gymnastics coach. Turns out she was a money-grubbing wench, too, but that is another story for another time…she really was well put together, tho’.
because I have eight of them.
Hey now – if you want to discuss how impressive you think your crosspiece is, you should start a new thread.