Or, another superficial & objectifying poll from Skald the Rhymer!
Assume, for the sake of this discussion, that’s it’s all lookie, no touchie. Assume also that by “great” I mean “great according to your own criteria.”
That said: Does a stellar pair of legs attract your attention faster than a wonderful bosom, the reverse? Which holds your attention longer?
Honestly, I’m a face guy (which incidentally makes it a lot easier to look a lady in the eye, instead of other places). I’ll appreciate a fine specimen of any other feminine features, but I can’t really say that I favor breasts over legs or vice versa.
Boobs! Magical Boobs!
So round and exciting!
Boobs! Magical Boobs!
So pointy and soft.
Boobs! Magical Boobs!
Yielding and Delicious!
Boobs! Magical Boobs!
Babies find them nutritious! Hmm, that kinda kills the mood.
Oh, I’m a face guy too, but I already DID that particular shallow poll. Exactly a month ago, in fact.
The Second Stone, though I disagree with your general sentiment, the eloquence of your poem has moved me. When the time comes, your death will be quick and painless.
My only rules about boobs is that there be two and that they be natural (unless there was a medical issue). You can be the hottest girl in the room, but if you’re artificially augmented, I’m repulsed.