Reminds me of the Unitarian Jehovah’s Witnesses–they knock on the door and then don’t know what to tell you.
Sister Sharpened Screwdriver of Mindful Hope. I am home.
:wanders in 10 minutes late:
Hi, I’m Sister Main Gauche of Sweet Reason. Is there still coffee left?..Oooh, pastries.
I am The Howitzer of Corteous Debate.
Fear my reasonable discussion.
I am Sister Nunchucks of Blissful Ignorance.
Sweet! I am now:
Sister Katana of Patience
Thanks for sharing the link.
Huh.
I am Sister Katana of Quiet Reflection.
Not much variety there, hmmm?
You may address me as Brother Nine Iron of Love. Only if you want to, of course. No pressure.
In the spirit of free and open discussion, I would point out that the communique reflects only the viewpoint of the committee. In a diverse society, we need to be aware that there are many other points of view, each equally valid within its own cultureal context. I believe the document should respectfully note that.
Accordingly, I move that we postpone the vote on accepting the document and return it to the Social Justice Committee for revision.
Is there any more coffee?
Hello, I am Sister Spikey Mace of Enlightened Compassion… are those Peak Freans? I love peak freans…
I’m afraid Brother Rusty Kitchen Implement of Great Stimulation, who is the only one who can operate the Great Coffee Construct, has been sent to the Tickling Room to be reprimanded for spiking the coffee. I hereby motion that the members present form a strike team to negotiate a pot of espresso roast from the Starbucks across the street.
The Neutron Bomb of Enlightenment, at your service.
Spreading peace, joy, and love like only a 100 megaton explosion can. 
I’ll second that espresso motion.
I am now Sister Shuriken of Warm Humanitarianism.
Sweet! Bring on the revolution!
Greetings, Sister Shuriken of Warm Humanitarianism!
Henceforth, and forevermore (or until such time as my term upon the Committee is served, and I fail to be re-nonimated and/or elected), I am your (non-exclusive) comrade in arms, Sibling Shuriken of Forgiveness.
How appropriate! I’m Sibling Cutlass of Moderation.
How’d they know? 
Yo, brethren. I actually am Unitarian, so definitely count me in on the jihad.
I choose as my nom de guerre Brother B-17 Flying Fortress of Positive Reinforcement.
Greetings, my fellow shurikens. And all other siblings! I am The Shuriken of Courteous Debate
This kind of jihad I can get behind.
Sistah Poison Dart of Okayness
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I am Brother Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism.
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Well, after I was incorrectly given a “Sister” designation (not very gender-neutral of me, I know), I appealed to the Name Assignment Committee and was given a new nametag, decorated with various symbols of environmentalism and Eastern religions and identifying me as
Brother Rail Gun of Desirable Mindfulness, which also happens to be the nom de paix of page host Bill Humphries.
Long Time First Time isn’t kidding about the similarity of the Unitarian Jihad Mani… whoops, better make that Personifesto … to the transcript of an actual UU meeting. Sunday’s proposal to transfer some checking-account funds to the purchase of higher-yielding Treasury bills was met with the question of whether the congregation could in good conscience invest in a government which is at war in Iraq. Of course, it’s okay for the same government’s Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation to insure up to $100,000 of the checking account balance…
Brother Death Star of Hot Monkey Love
I appealed to a Higher Source.