Oh! I didn’t even check the name generator, I made mine up myself. 
Brother Spikey Mace of the Short Path
I am Brother Mcnally, Grand Puhba of Ass-kickery
I don’t think I understand the rules
Sister Stun Gun of Obnoxious Cynacism.
Well, my dogmatic monotheistic parents christened me Carolyn Marie (without my consent, me being twenty days old!) but I am now The Sabre of Compassion.
Which spelling works, please note, for our friends in the UK and Canada. In fact, if there was ever a country that could have UU for its state religion, it would be Canada. Not that they ever would, because that would imply disrespect for the other ones.
“Once the state makes something legal, it’s no longer immoral!” - Reverend Lovejoy
The Ricin-tipped Umbrella of Unconditional Acceptance has entered the room and apologizes for being late.
Beware evil doers, for The Shotgun of Mild Reason has joind the Jihad.
Brother Boot Knife of Mild Reason. [Cartman]Sweet.[/Cartman] This is gonna be fun.
You may hereby refer to me as Brother Gatling Gun of Enlightened Compassion.
I can proudly state that I am Sister Sword of Enlightened Compassion. Now, considering that I do have a sword (late Celtic Iron Age long sword), a couple of throwing axes and about a dozen daggers of various descriptions in my bedroom, I find the irony delightful.
TLQ
I’ve been meaning to go to our local UU fellowship (“church” being too exclusionary of those of non-Christian extraction, naturally), and this is just the prompting I need.
I have modified my Jihad name slightly:
Sister BFG of Sweet Reason
I’m a children’s director at a UU church, so I made up my own name…
Sister Athame of Endless Patience
No, really. Endless. I manage to wait to lose my mind after I walk in the door from work.