I heard this one, after all my friends came back from the same camp and they all memorized it.
There was a boy, and the boy had this creature called a Gump living under his bed, no one is sure what a gump is except the boy. The boy didnt mind the Gump because in exchange for soggy Cheerios, the Gump did the boys home work. One night that boy heard a noise at 3:00 , it sounded like “GLUMMMPPPGLUMMMPPPP!!!” and the boy didnt know what it was. In the morning when he woke up, he asked the Gump waht the noise was, the gump said “I cant tell you cause your not a gump”. The boy didnt really care so he forgot about it and went to school.The next night a 3:00 he heard the same noise, this time he got really annoyed at this sound , so when he woke up he demanded that the Gump tell him what the noise was, he said “I CANT tell you, because your not a Gump”.
The boy got pissed off and decided that he would become a gump no matter what. So the boy asked the Gump what he had to do to become one, the Gump said “First you have to run around the world 3 times.” So the boy starte to run every where he went. Pretty soon he became the best runner in, his family,his neighborhood,his school,his county,his city,his state,his country, his continent,his hemishpere,and then THE WORLD.
So, the boy ran around the world 1 time, 2 times, and 3 times.
When he came back , he went to the Gump and said “Okay tell me now that I’m a gump”. “No Stupid, wicked major loser” te gump said, "your not a gump yet.“Next you have to swim around the world 4 times”. So the boy started to swim all the time, and soon he became the best swimmer in , his family,his neighborhood,his school,his county,the state,the country,the continent,the hemisphere,then, THE WORLD.
So the boy swam around the world 1,2,3, 4 times.
When he came back, he went to the gump and said “Okay, Tell me now that I’m a gump”. "No stupid, wicked major loser, your not a gump yet, next you have to hold your breath for 7 years.
So the boy starte3d hold his breath all the time, and he became the best breath holder in, his house, his nieghborhood,his school,the city, the stste, the country, the continent,the hemisphere, and THE WORLD.
So the bot held his breath for, 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7 years. Whe he came back, he went to the gump and said “okay tell me now that i’m a gump”
So the gump led the boy through a tiny door in the back of the boy’s closet, the door lead to a room with a table in it and on the table were 3 keys, one old, rusty key, one silver key, anda brand SPANKING new gold key.The boy grabbed the rusty key and went through the next door that lead to 237 flights of stairs, at the bottom of theses stairs was a chest, when the boy tried to unlock the chest, the key broke, so he went back up the 237 flights of stars and grabbed the silver key, when he tried to unlock the chest, the key broke. So the boy went back up the 237 flights of stairs and grabbed the brand SPANKING new gold key. When he tried to unlock the chest it opened and guess what was inside…I CANT TELL YOU CAUSE YOUR NOT A GUMP!!!