My mouth is uncomfortably dry.
Try drinking water.
Maybe I shoulda let this one sink…
I cut my big toenail a little too short the other day and I’m concerned I might get an ingrown toenail. I’ve never had one in my life, but you never know. It could happen. I’ll report back later.
I have two hairs on each shoulder that are unnervingly long. I pluck them, but they grow back within the week.
I’m hungry.
Oh, I think I need to go for a pee.
My ficus died. Bummed me out.
This Avoiding Armageddon series on PBS that I am watching right now is FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!!
:o
You have to pee?
That’s a great idea…
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
I’m all out of epoxy resin.
I don’t like the show I’m watching, and I can’t reach the TV remote with out stretching.
Oh, well. Show’s probably not longer than half an hour, anyway.
I put my hair up in little mini Leia-buns to keep it out of the weigh and it keeps falling out. Dammit.
The wind’s blowing here.
That sucks, man.
Stupid ass ice cubes keep melting in my whiskey.
My new GF has nice titties. Damn!
This thread is lame.
People who post to threads to say how lame they are are lame too.
My left eye is a little itchy. But when I rub it, it gets more itchy.
I can’t beat this guy on Tiger Woods Golf 2003. I’m beginning to get upset.
I ate a burrito that disagreed with me.
I hate moving.
And I think I have to pee, and the commercials just ended.
Avoiding Armageddon…that should be the subtitle for the moviegoers guide, 1999 edition.
Zing! You may have your millions of dollars Bruckie, but I can still mock you on the internet!
Total “zing” tally for 4/16:
RexDart: 1
Jerry Bruckheimer: 0
Scoreboard, scoreboard!!
Take that and put it in your fat wallet, homes!
I’m hungry. 