Lame Rants.

Two…not just one but TWO lightbulbs just burned out in my kitchen.
I might have to get up later and change them.

Sigh

I swallowed my gum.

Dude!

People exiting the elevator have the right-a-way!! The next time you barge right into the elevator as soon as the doors open, before I exit, I swear I am going to…

Dammit!

I had to make three pots of coffee today! WTF? You just take the last bit of coffee and walk away without making any more! Aaargh!!

Son of a…!

Every day it’s the same thing office bathroom: toilet paper on the floor, unflushed toilets, water all over the damn sink and mirror, and a persistant, never-ending, nauseating odor!!

Man!

You are suppossed to walk on the RIGHT side, not the LEFT!! And I’m suppossed to adjust MY path, and walk on the wrong side to pass you?

[chucks mouse across room]

You know, I feel a lot better now that I shared those lame rants with you all. Thanks :wink:

I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

I’M A VIRGIN!!!

Head Hurts.

Have to work :frowning:

My lips are really chaped and it is driving me crazy.

Brad Majors is not an asshole. What did he ever do to you?? Injustice, pure and simple.

Janet Weiss is still a slut though, double standards kick ass!

I hate that AOL has ruined the six million dollar man memories I had with their shitty ass commercial.

Argh. I went to buy ice cream since its swelteringly warm here. The shops on campus are all closed now, so I had to go to the local supermarket. On the way there, I slipped and gashed my knee :frowning:

So, no ice cream, and now I’m in pain damnit! :mad:

Just had this ugly worm-thing burst out of my belly button . . .

My mouse-wheeling finger aches.

I burned my neck on a lamp at work.

They ought to make this thread a sticky. Leave it up there, let anyone enumerate their petty peeves of the day. When it gets to five pages, lock it and start a new sticky.

Stupid thing won’t load page 2.

(that’s not the rant)

waaah!
I was gonna post the cool response to that list but I didn’t. I wasn’t positive it would be cool vs dorky.
and now someone else posted it and, and, and everyone’s writing to say how cool it is. sniff I wanted to be the cool one.

now no one would believe that I thought of it first.

waaah.

My husband had the day off today and I had to go to work, codflabbit.

Darn.

Heck.