“On the subject of the robot, he continued: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.””
MAYDAY, MAYDAY, PILOT IS BLIND, PILOT IS BLIND. FLIGHT 852 GOING DOWN DUE TO MECHA-JACKO.
Man, this is going to be in my own back yard. Some day I’m going to get lost, and I’m going to be staring down the mecha-jacko. Does anyone know where I can get some shaped charges?
Valley of Fire Fireworks Shop. Go around back. Ask for Phillipe. Bring cash. Tell them Pancho sent you.
Pft. If I had the money for a 50 foot tall humanoid robot, it would be this.
Simple. elegant and timeless. A fifty-foot Michael Jackson is ideal for Vegas. I only wish I had thought of it first.
edited for spelling
I prefer the classics.
One hundred years from now a spiky haired teen will find this in a cave and use it to battle the invading alien hordes.
[Sings] Mecha-Jacko the great big robot, gayer than gay, pervier than perverts. [/sings]
[singing]
Android are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, android?
[/singing]
I assume that the laser beams will shoot out whenever Mecha Jackson grabs its Robo-Crotch?
