50’ Michael Jackson Robot with frick’n lazer beams shooting out of it.
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594
It took me a second to digest but I absolutely love it.
Hell Yea!!!
Er. I think I’m going to warn all of my family back in Vegas about this.
There is no one on this board who, given the opportunity and the funding, would NOT build a fifty-foot-tall robotic version of themselves that shot frickin’ laser beams.
Anyone who says they wouldn’t is a dirty liar.
::runs off to re-check the blueprints for MechaScrappy
Might be fun to see in a Mark Pauline/Survival Research Laboratories show.
It is shit like this that I get up everyday hoping to find.
Hopefully the laser beams won’t be eminating from his [Anchorman] Crotchal Region. [/Anchorman]
That’s PERFECT! But won’t Celine Dion want one? It could emit high pitched sounds, instead of lasers. Singing Robot Wars in the desert! That would be awesome!
You know what I love? Article was off to a decent start with this:
And that’s pretty funny and cool, crazy though it may be. But with THIS:
That right there is the happy ending after the massage.
Mecha Barbara Streisand.
Vegas would have to build a giant stadium for the mecha-avatar fights.
Don’t forget that in his music video/movie Moonwalker, Michael turned into a robot to fight Joe Pesci. Then he turned into a giant spaceship. So I’m guessing this is Michael getting one step closer to his lifelong dream: to become a giant robot that shoots laser beams. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since he first looked up at the stars?
Kif, I’m asking you a question.
Now all we need to do is build a selection of 30ft tall prepubescent robot children to “hang out” with robo-MJ.
If any of them happen to have a 25-foot robotic child, make sure you warn him.
Hunter S. Thompson* “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”*
I never really liked this quote, or understood it. Now I know.
That goddamn freak will say anything to keep himself in the news.
But it would be quite cool if it wandered off eastwards and fell into the Grand Canyon.
I think MJ has finally lost it.
What, just now?!!
What?! No love out there the Wayne-iacs? 50 feet of robotic Danke Schoen would so totally rock!
I, for one, welcome our mechanized celebrity overlords.
Yes, the Battle of the Robot Stars, featuring all of the strange entertainment Mecc…er, hotspots of the United States! Dollywood could be represented by Ms. Parton herself, workin’ 9 to 5 with her giant robo-boobs! And in Branson, Missouri, robot fight you- Robot Yakov Smirnov, that is! What a country!
The real story here is that Michael Jackson is considering a comeback.
In the U.S.
I just figured he would spend the rest of his life in countries where you can order up boys by the pound.
Yea, count me in. I agree whole heartedly.