Better hurry tho I think it goes down this afternoon. 
Thanks tech guys at SDMB we know you are working hard!
Hope I measure up to the new board…( brushing my hair and shining my shoes
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
I would NEVER do such a foolish thing!
With me on your arm, best friend, how could you go wrong?
** I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. Sigh. ** Original by needs2know
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
::Stuffing a pair of rolled up socks down my pants::
There. That’ll pad the ol’ post.
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::Stuffing a pair of rolled up socks down my pants::
There. That’ll pad the ol’ post.
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Straight Dope Science Advisory Board
Ahh chief is that what you call it? Hell I have been doing that for years.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
honestly I wouldnt! beleive me.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Do you suppose sip n’fly will go with us?
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Yippee! 5! Not that I would ever pad my post, in Chief Scott’s manner or otherwise…
Bless you, my child. 
You have just been blessed by…
St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high.
Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles
Pad who with the what now?
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
She was a good board. She went before her time.
Bless us, St. Breckinshire: Patron Saint of Shameless Begging for Recognition. And Patron Saint of Pizza.
–Thanks, SwimmingRiddles!
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Will we lose the threads or will they just be transported?
** I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. Sigh. ** Original by needs2know
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I wonder who’ll get the last UBB post?
It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.
All the threads will be transported
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You realize that post-padding is the reason we have to put this old board to rest, don’t you?
Don’t you?
ANSWER ME !!!