Last minute Columbia, MO dopefest and gay bar adventure!

Dodge Caravan? You think we’re loaded? That’s the Secret Cabal Banning Vehicle and Pimpmobile. I understand Cecil and Ed Zotti are discussing with Lynn how best to smack you down.

No, WE’RE in the rusty Chevy converstion van across the street. We have a tight beam microphone on you right now so we’ve heard every naughty thing you’ve said today.

lifts up window film a little Hi, dropzone! Remember us? We’re the…

turn back to sperfur What?!? Waddaya mean “blown our cover”? We can still bag him as soon as he steps out of the house.

sigh Okay, okay. 'Scuse us for a couple of hours, we gotta go paint the van a different color now. See ya later, dropzone!

smacks Horseflesh in the back of the head

Not if he sees us first! I was counting on the misdirection - when Lynn and Ed stepped out to nab him, he’d run straight toward us.

mumble, grumble, mumble

Now I gotta find invisible paint. Do you know how hard that stuff is to find?

Do you know how hard it is to tell if you’ve got any left? And don’t forget that we’ll need to paint ourselves too, lest we look like a couple of goons hovering a few feet above the street.
Oh! I have an idea! Paint just my head first and let me go freak some people out.

I think we might need some more nylon rope. dropzone’s lookin’ pretty fiesty today.